Jokes For: A Newfie at the beach

A Newfie was having a hard time attracting women at the beach, so he called up his friend to help him out.

"It's dem big, baggy swimmin' shorts," said the friend. "They're way outta style. Yer best bet is to take a Speedo and drop a fist-sized potato down 'em. Ye'll have all the babes ye want!"

So, the next day the Newfie sauntered onto the beach with his Speedo and potato, but when he walked by, everybody laughed at him. He said to the friend, "I did what ye said, but it still ain't working!"

"Lard tunderin' Jeezus by!" exclaimed the friend. "The potato goes in the front!"

Joke Category: Canadian Identity Jokes
Joke Author: Langjake51 []
Joke Submitted by: Langjake51 []
Joke Submitted on: January 31, 2016
Joke Last Modified: January 31, 2016

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