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From: Chopper
Author: Unknown
Added: November 22, 2004
Modified: November 22, 2004
Views: 12353
Votes: 15
Rating: 6.26

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Inuit Chill
There were three Inuit in the Artic, and while drinking at a local bar they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They couldn't agree on whose igloo was the coldest, so they set out to find out whose was.
They went to the first Inuit's igloo, where he said, "Watch this!" He poured a cup of water into the air. The water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor solid.
"Not bad", said the other Inuit, but each maintained their igloo was colder.
They went to the second Inuit's igloo and he said, "Watch this!" He took a big breath, exhaled and his breath froze into a big solid lump of ice and fell to the floor.
"Wow, that's colder than mine!" said the first Inuit.
But the third Inuit believed his igloo was colder. So off they went to his igloo.
"Watch this," he said.
He went into the bedroom, threw back the thick furs and retrieved one of several small balls of ice lying there. He placed one on a spoon, lit a match and held it under the spoon.
When it heated up enough, the little ball of ice went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT".

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i dont get it...
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DMP08 CKA Gold Member
can someone explain this?
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Okay, I get it, it's just not funny. Apparantly, the third eskimo's igloo was so cold that his farts froze. By the way, you spelled "Arctic" wrong. Note the "c". Now next time you say the word, pronounce the damn "c" Repeat after me. Ark-tik.
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(last entry posted by ... -Rob)
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What the hell is the matter with you guys?Thats HELLA funny!
Anonymous you are a buzz killer, do you have ANY friends? Jeez
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nothing CKA Gold Member
dude he spelt it right its artic
not arktik
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Hester CKA Gold Member
'Arctic' 'Antarctic'
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Hyack CKA Gold Member
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