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From: Hester
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Added: January 10, 2006
Modified: January 10, 2006
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How To Install a Poor-man\\\'s Security System:

How To Install a Poor-man's Security System:

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots - a REALLY big pair.

Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of 'Guns and Ammo' magazine.

Put a dog dish beside it - a REALLY big dog dish.

Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in an hour. Don't disturb the pit bulls - they've just been de-wormed."

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