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From: denmns
Author: Unknown
Added: March 04, 2006
Modified: March 04, 2006
Views: 4730
Votes: 7
Rating: 1.14



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Doctor, Lawyer and Truck Driver:


A Doctor, Lawyer, and Truck Driver are sitting in the stands of a high school football game. They each have sons on the team who are Wide Receivers.

The Doctor's son is the first one on the field. The Quaterback throws the ball to him for a 46 yard touchdown.
The Doctor jumps up from his seat and yells: "Whoopee, that's my son! I raised him on Homoganized milk. Ain't he the greatest!!!??"

Later on, the Lawyer's son is on the field. The Quarterback throws the ball to him for 23 yard touchdown.
The Lawyer jumps up from his seat and yells " Whoopee, that's my son! I raised him on Carnation Milk. Ain't he the greatest!!??"

Later on the Truck Driver's son is on the field. The Quarterback throws the ball to him, and he looses 23 yards.
The drunken Truck Driver staggers out of his seat and yells "Whoopee, that's my son! I raised him on Milk of Magnesia. Ain't he the SHITS!!!??"






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