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From: Hyack
Author: Unknown
Added: September 11, 2006
Modified: September 11, 2006
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Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, 的知 the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

One of the others said. 典hat痴 nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics.

The third surgeon said, 添ou guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse痴 ass and a cowboy hat. Now he痴 President of the United States!






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Posted By:
Mr_Canada
OMFG LMFAO. That was fucking good. lol
Posted By:
btm11
lol, luv these jokes.
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Anonymous
Hehe, awesome joke! XD
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