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From: Dan
Author: Unknown
Added: March 19, 2005
Modified: March 19, 2005
Views: 12236
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Rating: 9.35



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Hockey fans in Saudi Arabia

3 Hockey fans were drinking in Saudi Arabia which is penalized by death there so the 3 men were sent to death row. The next day the jail keeper comes into their cells and says "because of our national holiday we will not kill you but we will whip you 100 times," and he leads them outside onto a platform in the largest plaza. The man with the whip tells the Nashville Predators fan that because his team made the playoffs for the first time ever that he gets 1 wish. The Predators fan wishes that the punisher attatch a pillow to his back so it will absorb the whipping but after 30 lashes the pillow breaks making the fan suffer 70 lashes. After surviving he leaves and the Colorado Avalanche fan is sent up and he also gets 1 wish but he wishes that he has 2 pillows attatched to his back. However the pillows break after 60 lashes making him suffer 40 lashes. Lastly its the Vancouver Canucks fan's turn but the punisher says "because you have the loyalest and best fans in Vancouver you may have 2 wishes". The Canucks fan does'nt hesitate and immediatly replies " I wish to get 200 lashes of the whip." The punisher replies "very courageose but whats your second wish the Canucks fan replies "I wish that you attach the Colorado Avalanche fan to my back."






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Posted By:
Anonymous
awesum joke dude but MAKE FUN OF THE LEAFS BUT HEY I HATE THE AVS 2
Posted By:
Anonymous
Canucks SUCK!! COLORADO RULES!!
Posted By:
Kersus
I just made the Av fan a Red Wing fan. WHo cares what the others are as long as the Red Wing fan gets it ;) Okay, okay, maybe giving it to a Sabres fan would be good too.
Posted By:
Anonymous
clever
Posted By:
Mr_Canada
The best and most loyal fans are in Toronto.
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