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From:	Wallyn
Author:	Unknown
Added:	April 26, 2005
Modified:	April 26, 2005
Views:	4779
Votes:	47
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Identitty Test:

A Test to Determine Nationality

Want to know how to tell where some unknown people are from? Throw two of the unknown men and a woman in a room and watch what happens.

If the men cut cards for the woman they are American .

If none of them will speak to each other as they haven't been properly introduced they are English .

If they all share happily they are French .

If the men ignore the woman they are Greek.

If the woman kills one of the men they are Italian .

If they form a Royal Commission to study the probldem, THEY ARE CANADIAN!

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Posted By: LaCanuck	uh....weird
Posted By: Anonymous	drops from laughter XD

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