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Category: Canadian Jokes/Canada vs USA Jokes

From:	dennis_is_canadian
Author:	Unknown
Added:	April 22, 2005
Modified:	April 22, 2005
Views:	29396
Votes:	98
Rating:	8.08

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Bottles are worth a dime:

A Russian, a American and a Canadian are out riding horses. The Russian pulls out an expensive bottle of vodka, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air. The American looks at him and says, (What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of Vodka!) The Russian says, (In Russia, there's plenty of Vodka and bottles are cheap.)
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the American pulls out a bottle of Whiskey, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. The guy from Canada can't believe this and says, (What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Whiskey!)
The American says (In America there's plenty of Whiskey and bottles are cheap.)
So a while later the guy from Canada pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the American.
The Russian, shocked, says, (Why did you do that?)
The Canadian says, (Well, in Canada, we have plenty of Americans, but bottles are worth a dime.)

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Posted By: Stiffers	I've read this joke before, but the American is "a Texan" and the Texan shoots the Canadian.
Posted By: Anonymous	nah, i've never heard that stiffers, show me a link
Posted By: HockeyBabe	ahahaha that was great...
Posted By: Anonymous	Nice try, but that sucked.
Posted By: Anonymous	too old said too many times
Posted By: Anonymous	maybe it's old but it's true! im russian and i have to admit :)
Posted By: spiderman	I don't care who you are that was funny.
Posted By: Anonymous	funny funny
Posted By: sparkys_girl	Stiffers--only if the joke is told in Texas :D Still funny...
Posted By: btm11	funny
Posted By: Bacardi4206	That was hilarious lol, I am saving that one.
Posted By: Anonymous	I already copyed it, but there was a joke on this, intead of a russion and a american, there wa a Canadain, meican and a Iraqi, that one was funnire couse each one of them say something different but the Canadian shoots them both LOL, go find the joke, its funny. this joke is funny too :P

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