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Category: Canadian Jokes/Canada vs USA Jokes

From: Arctic_Menace
Author: Unknown
Added: April 23, 2005
Modified: April 23, 2005
Views: 34775
Votes: 43
Rating: 4.11



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Like making love in a canoe.:

This is a family joke my French-Canadian grand dad used to tell everyone at parties......

You know, American beer is like making love in a canoe.............

$@#%ING WATER!!!!






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Posted By:
HockeyBabe
tee hee...
Posted By:
canadiansailor
A better version is "Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? They are both $@#%ing close to water!"
Posted By:
Anonymous
Posted By:
Anonymous
Your grand dad sucked moose dong
Posted By:
Anonymous
With jokes like that the world is a better place without him
Posted By:
Arctic_Menace
Dear last 2 posters, have some fucking respect for a man who put his life on the line for your freedom. Yes, it's a bad joke....But my grandad did not suck moose dong. I believe in karma, and will take pleasure in the fact that you will get yours.....
Posted By:
Arctic_Menace
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all......
Posted By:
51state
Come on...... gran dad waz in the canoe wit a moose! Vive la mosse
Posted By:
btm11
get a life, 51state.
Posted By:
Bacardi4206
Do you guys got to come into every single joke, and make a arrogant comment? It's just a joke, gain a sense of humor. Expecially you 51state.
Posted By:
hippie_canadian
51 sukd moose dong, c'mon man u americans r always draggin us into ur problems, and canadian sailor, it sounds better if it's "...so $@#%ing close to water"
Posted By:
Anonymous
its 5 11am and it took me 2 times to get the joke LOL
Posted By:
Anonymous
lol
Posted By:
Anonymous
Agreeing that American beer is water, but just wanna no wot kinds of canadian beer there are and ill compare...
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