Nude maid cleans out posh house

i would like to ask while the guy was married why he wanted a nude maid..I dunno im retired and have a maid but she works... what the hell is up with that.....

she's nude dude .... thats whats up

He didn't hire her for her cleaning skills i thought that part was obvious

So THAT'S why Nova was here earlier....*wink*

I swear to God that's gonna get me into shit

I could use one especially if she looks like Kitty's avatar.
Trust me I won't make her do windows

I guess all the pillaging is going to my head

Nude maids.

Yet another reason to live in Florida.

and having no health care

"What do you mean, you hired a maid to clean the house?"

"Well, I thought I should have the house nice and clean when you got home."

"The Police tell me she was naked."

"Yea, well.."

"Why in the world would you hire a maid..And a naked one!"

"See, she wasn't, like naked, when she arrived."

"So, she removed her clothes when she got here."

"Yea. I thought maybe she was like hot."

"Did you NOT think that this was somewhat strange?"

"It's been warm."

"What about my jewelry?"

"What about it?"

"She stole $40,000.00 worth of MY jewelry. Quite a feat, considering she was nude."

"Yea, well, see, that's what I don't understand.''

"You don't understand?"

"No. How could she walk by me, naked, and I didn't see the jewelry."

"Know what?"

"What.."

"You're an idiot."

"Thank you."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah Lutz, FL is getting quite a weird reputation lately. That's the same place the teacher got fired for being a Wizard, which I totally believed! I thought Id lost 5 Pro-V1 golf balls at TPC of Tampa which is in Lutz. Turns out the Wizard the may have turned them into frogs because that's all that was there when I got to the spot. Now it turns out some nude maid may have stole them!!!

Yeah Lutz, FL is getting quite a weird reputation lately. That's the same place the teacher got fired for being a Wizard, which I totally believed! I thought Id lost 5 Pro-V1 golf balls at TPC of Tampa which is in Lutz. Turns out the Wizard the may have turned them into frogs because that's all that was there when I got to the spot. Now it turns out some nude maid may have stole them!!!


That is freaking hilarious!!!!

Thank you..thank you....I'll be here all week. Try the chicken!

I'd be sitting outside watching her clean the windows.

Yeah Lutz, FL is getting quite a weird reputation lately. That's the same place the teacher got fired for being a Wizard, which I totally believed! I thought Id lost 5 Pro-V1 golf balls at TPC of Tampa which is in Lutz. Turns out the Wizard the may have turned them into frogs because that's all that was there when I got to the spot. Now it turns out some nude maid may have stole them!!!

But how did she carry them out without any pockets?