VANCOUVER -- Virgin Festival organizers are promising a successful event in Calgary this month despite a series of problems that have plagued the festival in other Canadian cities.
Ok, Branson, you're probably one of the most respectable multi-millionaires, but its time to change your company name. "Virgin Festival" is gunna confuse a LOT of people. Theres gunna be churches organizing group outings to it..horny men buying tickets with a pack of condoms, its just gunna cause problems.