Elvis is alive and well

Strange | 983 hits | Jul 28 8:25 am | Posted by: snookums

Almost 20 years ago, Rev. Bill Beeny had an epiphinany — or at least heeded the call to an odd sermon. A Memphis physician contacted him, explaining to the Missouri preacher that he may have proof that the King of Rock and Roll was never sacrificed at the

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by Bacardi4206
Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:24 pm
These people need a life.
by Mr_Canada
Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:51 pm
I don't know what they drink down in the States, but it's fucking the people up.
by Brenda
Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:09 pm
and buy souvenir Elvis toilet paper.

Now that should really bring up a shitload of of money...
by Blue_Nose
Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:10 pm
"Elvis was an informant to the FBI, and life was becoming unbearable for him," Beeny explains to me. "For believing he didn't die, some may label me a nut, but the evidence is compelling."
Compelling evidence you say? Let's here it:

The doctor, who made Beeny promise he would never utter his name, handed over tissue samples. One set, he claimed, was taken from Elvis when he was still alive. The other, his story went, came from the body which was eventually buried in Graceland.

The samples were shipped off to a lab. And, wouldn't you know, the remnants were from two different men.
So two tissue samples Dr. Anonymous "claims" are from living Elvis and dead Elvis turn out to be from different people?

Sure is compelling evidence... about as compelling as the notion that he was an FBI informant.
by Mr_Canada
Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:23 pm
"Brenda" said
and buy souvenir Elvis toilet paper.

Now that should really bring up a shitload of of money...
by Heavy_Metal
Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:56 pm
alive and 'well'.....pfft...that guy wasn't well at all when he WAS alive....
by robmik43
Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:33 pm
There were dozens of him in Collingwood this
past weekend...lots of him were the right age
[and shape], to be him.