A bizarre incident at the team�s hotel in Sun City saw the team�s entire kit of jersey, shorts, socks and sweat suits covered in a disgusting mess after a sewage drain overflowed and flooded the storage room where the uniforms were being kept.
This just in, skid marks found in Paraguayan team's kit. The Slovenians farted after supper, and one of the N Koreans had a wet dream. Yessir, no detail is too small for the press to make a fuss about.