OKLAHOMA CITY - Airport security agents got a surprise on Tuesday when a woman in a wheelchair approached a checkpoint in Oklahoma City, took off her trench coat and was wearing only a black lace bra and panties.
Went through LAX today - just metal detectors and x-rays of carry-on bags, the same as it has been for years. No body scans, no pat-downs. I'm not sure if it's because LAX isn't big enough for them to have it or because we were heading back to Canada so they just didn't care.
I'd be interested in knowing why she was in the wheelchair. When they interviewed the good doctor she was up walking around no problem and she's only 50ish. Maybe a case of Princess-tosis or Drama Queenitis.
Drama Queen and an Attention Whore! Also, does anyone else get the impression from her facial expressions that she might be a few sandwiches short of a picnic?
Think the good doctor had a few visits with one of her colleagues in the plastics field and followed it up with Botox.
Mindless beaurocracy FTL.