Putin claims 7 billionth person is Russian

Funny | 396 hits | Nov 05 9:47 pm | Posted by: Hyack

KALININGRAD, Russia - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin hailed a two-day old Russian boy as the world’s seven billionth person on Wednesday, weighing into a bizarre scramble to claim a title that is almost impossible to verify.

Comments

by Mr_Canada
Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:45 pm
whatever possible photo op he can get I guess lol, what a nut
by CDN_PATRIOT
Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:14 pm
Putin can claim Russia invented sunlight, but who cares. All Putin does is talk, but I don't think anyone really listens.

-J.
by QBall
Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:00 pm
I can't think of a more useless thing for any leader to give a crap about.
by saturn_656
Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:04 pm
WHO DARES QUESTION PUTIN?
by martin14
Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:06 pm
meh, the first person was Russian as well, nothing new here.
by saturn_656
Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:09 pm
I'm surprised he didn't claim that he fathered the child himself.
by Thanos
Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:16 pm
He'd actually make quite a good US president. The Dems should draft Putin for 2016. The Congress wouldn't dare sloo-foot him the way they keep on doing it to President Obama.
by ShepherdsDog
Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:11 am
Still waiting to see him declared Tsar Vladimir
by Brenda
Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:20 am
"saturn_656" said
I'm surprised he didn't claim that he fathered the child himself.

Or did he...
by 2Cdo
Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:35 pm
And that person wins a free 1 bedroom apartment and a lifetime supply of borsch!
by -Wario-
Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:37 pm
Same guy who puts the claim on our north. What a douche
by PostFactum
Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:43 pm
Shit must die
by -Wario-
Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:10 pm
by Batsy
Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:20 pm
"CDN_PATRIOT" said
Putin can claim Russia invented sunlight, but who cares. All Putin does is talk, but I don't think anyone really listens.

-J.

How do you know that Putin isn't right?