Texas woman suing Dallas Cowboys over 'burned buttocks' | Fox News


Strange | 599 hits | Aug 21 7:38 am | Posted by: maldonsfecht
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A Texas woman is suing the Dallas Cowboys and owner Jerry Jones, saying her buttocks was severely burned when she sat on a bench outside Cowboys Stadium.

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  1. by avatar raydan
    Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:43 pm
    Caution...
    ...coffee is hot and may burn you
    ...knife is sharp and may cut you
    ...people are stupid and may sue you

  2. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:13 pm
    In a lawsuit filed last week in Tarrant Count, Jennelle Carrillo said the black marble bench was in direct sunlight on a hot August afternoon before a Cowboys scrimmage last year. A weather official says the high temperature on that day was 101 degrees.

    The lawsuit claims there were no warnings about sitting on the benches in hot weather.

    Did this stunned twat skip EVERY science class during her school years? Has she NEVER touched a black coloured car in summer? Has she never noticed the heat coming off of asphalt when it's over 100F outside?

    I think I'm going to develop a new line of insurance products...Moron Insurance. This will protect businesses and individuals when stupid people manage to hurt themselves on someone else's property due to their own ignorance and stupidity.

    Never mind, I'd prolly go broke in no time flat considering the declining IQ rate around the world.

  3. by avatar saturn_656
    Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:14 pm
    "PublicAnimalNo9" said
    I think I'm going to develop a new line of insurance products...Moron Insurance. This will protect businesses and individuals when stupid people manage to hurt themselves on someone else's property due to their own ignorance and stupidity.

    Never mind, I'd prolly go broke in no time flat considering the declining IQ rate around the world.


    The premiums would be astronomical. :lol:

  4. by avatar Brenda
    Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:40 pm
    "saturn_656" said
    I think I'm going to develop a new line of insurance products...Moron Insurance. This will protect businesses and individuals when stupid people manage to hurt themselves on someone else's property due to their own ignorance and stupidity.

    Never mind, I'd prolly go broke in no time flat considering the declining IQ rate around the world.


    The premiums would be astronomical. :lol:
    Why do you think health care is so expensive in the US?

  5. by avatar PENATRATOR
    Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:39 pm
    Was she good looking?

  6. by avatar Regina
    Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:43 pm
    I doubt it........she probably has more chins than a Chinese phone book too.

  7. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:03 am
    Did she smell bacon cooking when she sat down?

  8. by avatar Gunnair Gold Member
    Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:21 am
    "PENATRATOR" said
    Was she good looking?



  9. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:26 am
    Brenda torched her tooshie?

  10. by avatar Strutz Gold Member
    Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:53 am
    Yeah... don't you just hate it when that happens? :roll:

    Grab a brain cell darlin' and take responsibility for your own ignorance.



    I did get a kick out of the commentary (video did not work but audio did) from Fox News about what a this story is though! :lol:

  11. by avatar CanadianODST
    Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:19 am
    I guess they're gonna need a new sign as a result of this.
    *WARNING*
    Sun Is Hot.



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