U.S. warns citizens of ‘zombie apocalypse'

Funny | 777 hits | Sep 07 10:54 am | Posted by: saturn_656

Tongue-in-cheek warning part of a public health campaign urging better preparation for disasters and emergencies

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by DrCaleb
Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:36 pm
http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

Just sayin'.
by raydan
Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:43 pm
I thought that the Republican convention was over.
by DrCaleb
Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:50 pm
"raydan" said
I thought that the Republican convention was over.

Hence, the warning. Both Republican and Democrat conventions are over, so there will be many Zombies roaming the streets.
by saturn_656
Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:51 pm
"DrCaleb" said
http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

Just sayin'.

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by BartSimpson
Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:52 pm
"raydan" said
I thought that the Republican convention was over.

Bob Hope spoke to this issue seventy years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4
by PublicAnimalNo9
Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:53 pm
Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you’re prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

So basically arm yourself to the tits and have at it?
by BartSimpson
Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:54 pm
"PublicAnimalNo9" said
Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you’re prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

So basically arm yourself to the tits and have at it?

Yep.
by raydan
Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:04 pm
"BartSimpson" said
I thought that the Republican convention was over.

Bob Hope spoke to this issue seventy years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4
by 2Cdo
Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:22 pm
"BartSimpson" said
I thought that the Republican convention was over.

Bob Hope spoke to this issue seventy years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

Bob is priceless.
by Gunnair
Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:37 pm