British farmer forced to turn half his murderous herd of Nazi cows into sausages

Funny | 85116 hits | Jan 05 3:59 pm | Posted by: N_Fiddledog

Hitler’s drive to produce the perfect Aryan race was not confined to people – it also extended to a specially bred herd of Nazi-engineered cows, which have turned out to be so aggressive that a UK farmer has been forced to turn half of them into sausages.

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by GreenTiger
Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:59 am
Kraut Cows?
by Hyack
Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:24 am
"GreenTiger" said
Kraut Cows?

Nazi Aurochs....
by Jabberwalker
Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:01 am
Couldn't get much Wurst.
by raydan
Tue Jan 06, 2015 11:09 am
Don't be so sauer.
by Delwin
Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:05 pm
Wow. You guys are really milking this cow story for all it's worth. Time to moooove on.
by Jabberwalker
Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:09 pm
Time to steer this bull in the right direction.
by Delwin
Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:19 pm
The thread is becoming udderly ridiculous.
by ShepherdsDog
Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:03 pm
Sounds like you have a beef with it.
by Delwin
Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:08 pm
Well when you mess with Nazi-Super-cows the steaks are pretty high, at least that's what I've herd. Looks like this time it bit them in the dairy-air.
by DrCaleb
Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:12 pm
When the jump the fence, they go straight to Poland.
by ShepherdsDog
Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:26 pm
Then as they get closer to Russia they begin to lose steam and end up Stalin completely
by stratos
Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:13 pm
I'm waiting for Sir Loin to chime in on this and give his comments on this steaky situation.
by BartSimpson
Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:20 pm
Can Nazi beef be Kosher?
by Jabberwalker
Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:55 pm
Only if the Rabbi is in the mooed.

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