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U.S. lawsuit claims microwave mac and cheese takes too long
The label on a cup of Velveeta's microwaveable mac and cheese says the meal only takes three and a half minutes to prepare. But a Florida woman says this is false -- and she's suing the manufacturer for US$5 million.
The label on a cup of Velveeta's microwaveable mac and cheese says the meal only takes three and a half minutes to prepare. But a Florida woman says this is false -- and she's suing the manufacturer for US$5 million.Cat found stuck in bag at JFK airport
Don't accuse the TSA of catnapping on the job. When an alert agent at New York's John F. Kennedy airport noticed tufts of orange fur poking out of a slightly unzipped suitcase, it gave him pause.
Don't accuse the TSA of catnapping on the job. When an alert agent at New York's John F. Kennedy airport noticed tufts of orange fur poking out of a slightly unzipped suitcase, it gave him pause.Not only does swearing feel good — it's also good for you: study
A review of more than 100 studies finds that swearing helps people tolerate pain, ease stress, build and maintain interpersonal connections, and in some cases, be more persuasive.
A review of more than 100 studies finds that swearing helps people tolerate pain, ease stress, build and maintain interpersonal connections, and in some cases, be more persuasive. 
Coquitlam traffic: Beer cans on Mary Hill Bypass
Metro Vancouver drivers dealt with a different kind of debris on the roadway during the commute in Friday morning: beer cans.McDonald's: Undeclared McMuffins land traveller with hefty fine
A passenger travelling from Bali, Indonesia to Australia was fined US$1,874 after a McDonald's breakfast, consisting of two undeclared egg and beef sausage McMuffins and a ham croissant, was found in their luggage.
A passenger travelling from Bali, Indonesia to Australia was fined US$1,874 after a McDonald's breakfast, consisting of two undeclared egg and beef sausage McMuffins and a ham croissant, was found in their luggage. Thieves fueled up truck with diesel, apparently forgetting it ran on gasoline
It's a crime police in Trail, B.C., are calling "too strange to explain." A group of thieves took the opportunity to fuel up their truck after crashing through a fence, and ended up damaging the vehicle more than they'd planned.A couple woke up to find a dog snuggled in bed with them. It was not theirs
When Julie Johnson noticed a furry creature snuggled up in bed with her and her husband in the middle of the night, she didn’t think too much of it. After all, they have three dogs. But when they woke up the next morning, they found an entirely unfamili
When Julie Johnson noticed a furry creature snuggled up in bed with her and her husband in the middle of the night, she didn’t think too much of it. After all, they have three dogs. But when they woke up the next morning, they found an entirely unfamili Calling a man bald counts as sexual harassment, UK judge rules
Calling a man "bald" is now classed as sexual harassment, a judge in a U.K. employment tribunal has ruled.Ohio Mayor quits after saying ice fishing may bring prostitution
The mayor who suggested that allowing ice fishing shanties on a lake could lead to prostitution resigned Monday after days of being mocked and drawing national attention to the city.
The mayor who suggested that allowing ice fishing shanties on a lake could lead to prostitution resigned Monday after days of being mocked and drawing national attention to the city. Facebook Owner Meta Set for $195 Billion Wipeout, Biggest in Market History
Meta Platforms Inc.’s one-day crash may rank as the worst in stock-market history. The Facebook parent plunged 24% in U.S. trading Thursday on the back of poor earnings results, putting it on track to erase more than $200 billion. Cow seen running down Metro Vancouver highway
Greg Bay was stopped on Highway 91A in Queensborough around 4:45 p.m. Saturday, waiting for police to deal with some kind of incident, when he heard galloping.The Heaviest Drinker in the Animal Kingdom
The heaviest drinkers in the animal kingdom are punier than you might expect. Elephants, for example, are massive, but they are relative lightweights—they lack a gene for alcohol metabolism. Humans actually rank pretty highly, thanks to our ancestors’
The heaviest drinkers in the animal kingdom are punier than you might expect. Elephants, for example, are massive, but they are relative lightweights—they lack a gene for alcohol metabolism. Humans actually rank pretty highly, thanks to our ancestors’Florida man claims bags of cocaine, meth found wrapped around penis aren't his
A Clearwater man claims that drugs deputies found wrapped around his penis did not belong to him.
34-year-old Patrick Florence was riding in a car that was pulled over after police say was driving without its lights on early Saturday morning. The drive
A Clearwater man claims that drugs deputies found wrapped around his penis did not belong to him.
34-year-old Patrick Florence was riding in a car that was pulled over after police say was driving without its lights on early Saturday morning. The drive Walmart Pulls Toy After Brampton Grandma Discovers It Sings About Cocaine In Polish
Typically, children's toys tend to avoid topics such as drug abuse or depression, but not always, which is a lesson that Walmart Canada is learning the hard way.A toy cactus being sold on Walmart's website as a teaching tool has been removed from the reta Alleged impaired driver of luxury vehicle caught driving in circles in Durham police parking lot
The driver of a luxury vehicle who police say was impaired and driving in circles in a Durham Regional Police parking lot has been arrested.Republicans ridiculed for addressing media threats to Yahoo CEO who left in 2017
This week, House GOP leaders threatened that they would obstruct any effort to obtain the phone records of Republican officials who may have been involved in the Jan. 6 attack. House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) drew criticism and accusations tha
This week, House GOP leaders threatened that they would obstruct any effort to obtain the phone records of Republican officials who may have been involved in the Jan. 6 attack. House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) drew criticism and accusations thaRick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" Reaches 1 Billion YouTube Views | Exclaim!
Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by Rick Astley. Well, you're not alone. On Wednesday (July 28), the music video for the...
Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by Rick Astley. Well, you're not alone. On Wednesday (July 28), the music video for the...Man in contraption washes up in Florida after trying to run on water
Reza Baluchi was trying to "run" 1,000 miles north, but ended up 30 miles south of his start point.
Reza Baluchi was trying to "run" 1,000 miles north, but ended up 30 miles south of his start point. To the left, to the left, every fast car take the lane to the left
The City of Calgary has been adding a little zest to its digital traffic signs with jokes and pop culture references. Saskatoon beaver takes down Canadian flag, makes off with flagpole
A Saskatchewan photographer captured a one-year-old beaver stealing a Canadian flag on the Meewasin Trail in Saskatoon. The flag was returned, but the flagpole was not. 'Law and Odour': Ontario police officer rescues skunk with cup stuck on its head
A Toronto-area police officer came to the rescue after a skunk was spotted with its head stuck in a cup.Free Hong Kong Road: Budapest renames streets to frustrate Chinese campus plan
Uyghur Martyrs’ Road and Dalai Lama Road also adorn Hungary’s capital near project condemned as ‘Chinese influence-buying’
Uyghur Martyrs’ Road and Dalai Lama Road also adorn Hungary’s capital near project condemned as ‘Chinese influence-buying’Asparagus recipe appears in Belgian law database
The six-step recipe appears to have been accidentally copied and pasted into a government database.
The six-step recipe appears to have been accidentally copied and pasted into a government database.Africa Live: Elephants trample poacher to death in SA park
A suspected poacher has died after being trampled by elephants in South Africa's Kruger National Park.
The South African National Parks (SANParks) on Sunday said the deceased and his two colleagues had been running away from the park's field rangers "w
A suspected poacher has died after being trampled by elephants in South Africa's Kruger National Park.
The South African National Parks (SANParks) on Sunday said the deceased and his two colleagues had been running away from the park's field rangers "wDouble bongcloud: why grandmasters are playing the worst move in chess
A move so bad you’d have to be stoned to think it was a good idea. But chess’ grandmasters are taking it to the mainstream
A move so bad you’d have to be stoned to think it was a good idea. But chess’ grandmasters are taking it to the mainstream Halifax building damaged by crane collapse gets new tongue-in-cheek name
An apartment building in downtown Halifax that was under construction when a crane crashed down on it during a storm in 2019 will open for rentals in May — under a new tongue-in-cheek name. The building on South Park Street, which was to originally be cTexas department accidentally pushes Amber Alert for 'Chucky' doll
The Texas Department of Public Safety sent out a mistaken Amber Alert like no other on Friday, Jan. 29. The message published from the Texas Alerts system with an Amber Alert for Chucky the doll and his child, Glen.
The Texas Department of Public Safety sent out a mistaken Amber Alert like no other on Friday, Jan. 29. The message published from the Texas Alerts system with an Amber Alert for Chucky the doll and his child, Glen. Motorcyclist stopped for using paper licence plate for 2nd time in 2 months
Police stopped a motorcyclist in Burnaby last week for using a fake licence plate made of paper, and they say it's not the first time the driver has been stopped for that exact offence. Gucci is selling denim overalls with grass 'stain effect' for $1,750
Gucci is taking distressed denim to a new level. The Italian luxury brand is selling denim overalls that appear grass-stained for $1,750. Lululemon lampooned for 'resist capitalism' post
Lululemon, known for its £128 yoga leggings, is facing mockery on social media for promoting an event about "decolonising gender" and how to "resist capitalism". Black bear wanders into B.C. liquor store
A large black bear wandered into Last Call Liquor Store in Revelstoke on Monday night. Suspect mistakes cop car for taxi, gets free ride to Portage la Prairie police station
A young man suspected of causing a disturbance in Portage la Prairie ended up with a free ride to police headquarters after RCMP say he mistook an unmarked cop car for a taxi — and hopped in. German nudist chases down laptop-stealing wild boar
A German nudist had the last laugh after giving chase to a wild boar that had run off with a bag containing his laptop. 'You can't beat a pub': Edmonton company renting inflatable pubs for backyards | CTV News
If the pandemic is keeping you from heading to your local watering hole, an Edmonton company will bring the pub to you. 
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Stubborn peacock claims entrance to Victoria apartment as mating ground, refuses to leave
A promiscuous and prolific peacock has been relocated by animal control officers after setting up a new home near a Victoria apartment and causing quite the commotion.Australian man interrupts PM Morrison to say 'get off my lawn'
The resident stopped Scott Morrison's press briefing, complaining his lawn had "just been reseeded".
The resident stopped Scott Morrison's press briefing, complaining his lawn had "just been reseeded". 'I thought it was hilarious': Albertans having a laugh at cheeky Canadian Tire billboard
You may not notice it while driving by, but a billboard on the QEII Highway south of Edmonton was a big hit online Wednesday night. Young driver flips new car after allegedly going 221 km/hr: OPP
Shortly after picking up his new car, a young driver was clocked travelling over 220 km/hr before rolling the vehicle and fleeing on foot, Ontario police say.Back to Canada News
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