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Link Related to Canada in some say TTC hockey fall: Employee wipes out, takes his bosses with him.
Funny | 294 hits | 5:08 PM on Monday | posted by Regina
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A TTC employee took a tumble during a charity hockey game Saturday and managed to take nearly all of the city's top transit officials with him.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Thousands protest against Canadian gold mine operation in Greece | CTV News
Funny | 241 hits | 11:07 PM on Saturday | posted by martin14
More than 10,000 people have taken to the streets of Greece's second largest city to protest a planned gold mine they see as an environmental risk.
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Boyfriend pushes girlfriend off Utah cliff — she ‘breaks up with him' on her way down.
Funny | 517 hits | 11:23 AM on Monday | posted by Regina
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A video of a man pushing his girlfriend — hooked safely into a harness — off a tall Utah cliff, prompting her to scream, "I'm breaking up with you," has gone viral online
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Link Related to Canada in some say Ben Affleck's NHL: Wayne Gretzky, posing as Canadian, scores 894 goals
Funny | 368 hits | 9:40 AM on Tuesday | posted by Regina
The Real War of 1812: The CIA successfully invades and defeats British North America, setting up a dummy country named Canada, which it operates as a front for 146 years, allowing a drunken Scotsman and a series of Liberal politicians to claim the credit.
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Link Related to Canada in some say 'SMUGLER' License Plate Leads To Arrest Of Jasmin Klair For Smuggling Cocaine At Smuggler's Inn
Funny | 289 hits | 8:59 PM on Wednesday | posted by raydan
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They say the best way to hide is in plain sight. This may have been Jasmin Klair's line of thinking.
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Link Related to Canada in some say 'Pasta' on Montreal menu cooks up controversy with language watchdog
Funny | 285 hits | 1:19 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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Quebec's language watchdog has set its sights on one of the trendiest restaurants in Montreal, over the inclusion of the word 'pasta' on its menus.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Escaped Edmonton cow leads police on merry chase
Funny | 294 hits | 1:05 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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A cow on the lam in north Edmonton is back in captivity after escaping from a nearby slaughterhouse.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Brothers win lottery; accidentally blow up house during drug-fuelled celebration
Funny | 362 hits | 4:13 PM on Monday | posted by wildrosegirl
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Two Kansas brothers won $75,000 in the lottery but accidentally blew up their house while celebrating on Friday night, the Wichita Eagle reports.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Human kinetics students say 1KM walk to Tim Hortons too far
Funny | 385 hits | 1:33 PM on Wednesday | posted by DrCaleb
Some students in the University of Windsor's human kinetics program are tired of walking 10 minutes to the closest Tim Hortons.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Bogus emergency alert message transmitted | KRTV.com | Great Falls, Montana
Funny | 332 hits | 7:25 PM on Monday | posted by Robht
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Someone apparently hacked into the Emergency Alert System and announced on KRTV and the CW that dead bodies are rising from their graves
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Trump sues Maher for $5 million for orangutan sex joke
Funny | 343 hits | 4:18 PM on Wednesday | posted by commanderkai
The billionaire real estate mogul is suing millionaire comedian Bill Maher for $5 million.
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It Takes Planning, CautionTo Avoid Being 'It'
Funny | 327 hits | 6:25 AM on Thursday | posted by Regina
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From Yahoo! Finance: This group of men have played a game of tag lasting 23 years.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Cops under investigation after alleged race to Tim Hortons
Funny | 384 hits | 12:38 PM on Tuesday | posted by Benn
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CALGARY -- The city's top cop says its hard to judge if the two officers videotaped appearing to be racing to a doughnut shop did anything wrong but the matter is now under investigation.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Grandmother the original Christmas ‘re-gifter'
Funny | 364 hits | 8:11 AM on Wednesday | posted by QBC
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There is a lot of talk these days about re-gifting and the etiquette involved in giving to someone a gift you received but don’t like or can’t use.
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Link Related to Canada in some say No, dogs don't have to be bilingual in Montreal
Funny | 539 hits | 12:57 PM on Friday | posted by Hyack
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A fictitious story about a controversial Montreal bylaw proposal requiring dogs to be comfortable in the country's two official languages has rippled through the realms of social media and fooled even some seasoned news sites.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Pole position: Motorists swerve around hydro pole smack in the middle of Quebec highway | Daily Buzz
Funny | 651 hits | 9:32 AM on Tuesday | posted by Robair
The Montreal area has been complaining about its outdated infrastructure for years, but residents will surely spare some of their whinging for this newly-paved road. Stare hard at the photo above and you will notice that there is a massive hydro pole prot
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Ohio woman accused of breaking into home, cleaning it and leaving $75 bill pleads guilty
Funny | 677 hits | 10:11 AM on Friday | posted by Robair
WESTLAKE, Ohio - A woman accused of breaking into a home west of Cleveland, cleaning it and leaving a bill for $75 has pleaded guilty to attempted burglary.
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Nobel Peace Prize awarded to European Union
Funny | 400 hits | 8:18 AM on Friday | posted by martin14
The EU wins the Nobel Peace Prize for six decades of advancement of peace, reconciliation and human rights in Europe.
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Link Related to Canada in some say U.S. warns citizens of ‘zombie apocalypse'
Funny | 765 hits | 10:54 AM on Friday | posted by saturn_656
Tongue-in-cheek warning part of a public health campaign urging better preparation for disasters and emergencies
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Who's your daddy?
Funny | 516 hits | 1:47 PM on Thursday | posted by saturn_656
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* Mobile clinic offers paternity, other biological tests* U.S. demand for DNA testing steadily increasing* Experts concerned about accuracy, psychological impact
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Nude photos of Prince Harry surface online
Funny | 620 hits | 8:06 AM on Wednesday | posted by Regina
Celebrity gossip site TMZ.com published two pictures of the 27-year-old royal cavorting with what they called a mystery woman in a VIP suite
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Link Related to Canada in some say Sun News : Guest orders 'pillow fort' suite and Winnipeg hotel delivers
Funny | 864 hits | 9:56 AM on Thursday | posted by Ekimprox
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When Calgary resident Gord Relph booked a room at Winnipeg's Fairmont Hotel, there was an option to provide special instructions. "So I wrote down, 'Pre-made pillow fort, and a vanilla Coke'."
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London Mayor Boris Johnson gets stuck on Olympic zipline
Funny | 469 hits | 9:44 AM on Wednesday | posted by Hyack
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Boris Johnson, London's always colourful mayor, was literally left hanging in an east London park today when an Olympic stunt didn't go quite as planned.
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Link Related to Canada in some say A Canadian Navy Petty Officer Speaks Out.
Funny | 734 hits | 9:07 PM on Tuesday | posted by Freakinoldguy
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The Petty Officer talks about his naval experiences (This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's i...
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Link Related to Canada in some say Light hair, heavy foot: Speeder claims B.C. police 'targeting blonds'
Funny | 827 hits | 6:21 PM on Tuesday | posted by snookums
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Abbotsford Police Const. Ian MacDonald thought he'd heard every excuse in the book.
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Nigeria "robbers" accidentally blow up own bus
Funny | 808 hits | 11:58 AM on Thursday | posted by DrCaleb
PORT HARCOURT (Reuters) - A suspected armed robber was killed when explosives his gang was transporting accidentally went off in the centre of Nigeria's main oil city of Port Harcourt on Thursday, police
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Lost budgie taken home after it recites entire address
Funny | 1164 hits | 11:32 AM on Thursday | posted by DrCaleb
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The bird escaped from a house in the Sagamihara district of Yokohama on Sunday morning, Kyodo News reported, and made its way to the city centre. After finding its way into a hotel, it came to rest on the shoulder of one of the guests before it was appreh
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Link Related to Canada in some say Riding in cars with Bev
Funny | 672 hits | 6:15 AM on Wednesday | posted by Regina
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Oda takes taxpayers for a ride
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Link Related to Canada in some say What quirky Canadian twin city pairings can you come up with?
Funny | 686 hits | 2:00 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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For the city of Dull, Scotland, the choice of which town across the globe it should pair with was an easy one - Boring, Ore. The two communities are now preparing to link up formally as sister communities
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Curses! Austrian town fights to change dirty name
Funny | 1109 hits | 3:03 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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Having endured countless prank calls and rampant thefts of street signs for years, a small Austrian hamlet with an unfortunate name is reportedly fighting with another over a new identity.
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Sloth photobombs volunteers in Costa Rica
Funny | 903 hits | 8:44 PM on Friday | posted by Hyack
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A team of international student volunteers posing for a portrait at the end of their sojourn in Costa Rica are joined by a surprise intruder: a sloth, who slow-bombed the picture at the last second.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Drunken trio scrubbed clean at carwash
Funny | 938 hits | 4:19 PM on Wednesday | posted by Robair
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Police have issued warnings to a trio of 23-year-old Abbotsford men for an embarrassing late night drunken escapade. After a night of drinking, the men stripped down, hopped in a shopping cart and rode it through the 24-hour carwash.
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Link Related to Canada in some say YouTube reposts version of arrested Alberta man's 'Bohemian Rhapsody
Funny | 671 hits | 7:18 AM on Tuesday | posted by Alta_redneck
EDSON — YouTube has reposted a popular video of an Alberta man belting out “Bohemian Rhapsody” while riding in the back of an RCMP cruiser.
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Kony 2012 campaigner Jason Russell detained for masturbating in public | World news | guardian.co.uk
Funny | 711 hits | 3:30 PM on Friday | posted by Guy_Fawkes
Russell, co-founder of Invisible Children, allegedly vandalised cars and made sexual gestures while wearing his underwear
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Drunk Amish youths crash buggy
Funny | 955 hits | 11:22 AM on Tuesday | posted by DrCaleb
Four Amish youths were charged with underage drinking after their horse-drawn buggy collided with a police cruiser in upstate New York, authorities said Monday. Police were dispatched to the town of Sherman on Sunday night in response to complaints ab
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Snowboarding Opossum becomes internet darling
Funny | 678 hits | 1:06 PM on Saturday | posted by Hyack
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An snowboarding opossum named Ratatouille has become something of a mascot for the Liberty Mountain Ski Resort, which posted the video of his unusual abilities online.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Penguins march down the aisle for passengers mid-flight
Funny | 778 hits | 11:38 PM on Friday | posted by Hyack
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'Is anyone here allergic to penguins?' That was the question passengers on Delta Flight 486 heard from their pilot, before being treated to an appearance by some very special guests this past Wednesday.
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Top 10 dumb quotes by pro athletes
Funny | 782 hits | 12:45 PM on Thursday | posted by Strutz
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NFL player Brady Quinn has apologized to Tim Tebow for negative comments Quinn made about the Denver Broncos’ starting quarterback in a GQ article. Quinn said Tebow’s fan support gave him an advantage and that Tebow was less than humble in his Christian f
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Link Related to Canada in some say Dead dog offered credit card
Funny | 803 hits | 10:02 PM on Saturday | posted by Strutz
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Kelly Sloan’s dog Spark could be eligible for up to $30,000 in credit, even though the sheltie-spaniel mix died 10 years ago.
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Link Related to Canada in some say It's not easy being Steve
Funny | 886 hits | 8:51 PM on Monday | posted by MetroTO
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A man from Newmarket, Ontario shares his name with our prime minister. He finds that being named Stephen Harper can have both perks and downfalls.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Retired US Marine creates joke video pitching 'Canada' for American president
Funny | 915 hits | 2:14 PM on Friday | posted by Robair
A mocking You Tube video created by a retired U.S. marine offers up the Great White North for "Canadacy" in the U.S. presidential race and is racking up tens of thousands of page views and plenty of comments.
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Link Related to Canada in some say 'The cat ate my Whopper' tops list of silly 911 calls
Funny | 1413 hits | 9:09 PM on Friday | posted by Strutz
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The Chatham-Kent Police Service has released its top 10 silliest calls placed to 911 dispatch in 2011.
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Crocodile snatches lawnmower from Aussie park worker
Funny | 791 hits | 4:20 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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A giant saltwater crocodile named Elvis with an apparent affinity for household machinery charged at an Australian reptile park worker Wednesday before stealing his lawn mower.
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New York Times mistakenly spams 8.6 million people
Funny | 670 hits | 4:01 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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The New York Times thought it was sending an email to a few hundred people who had recently cancelled subscriptions, offering them a 50 per cent discount for 16 weeks to lure them back. Instead, Wednesday's offer went to 8.6 million email addresses of peo
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Mistletoe shortage thwarts Christmas kisses
Funny | 592 hits | 10:25 PM on Friday | posted by Strutz
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A mistletoe shortage across North America has followed dry conditions in the southern U.S, leaving many families without a romantic holiday tradition in their homes.
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Ugly-sweater parties boost garment's popularity
Funny | 609 hits | 7:21 PM on Friday | posted by Strutz
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Ugly-Christmas-sweater parties are so popular that thrift stores and specialty retailers are making sure the kitschy clothing is in stock, and enterprising entrepreneurs are cashing in.
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Contest winner crashes Lamborghini, 6 hours after win
Funny | 965 hits | 9:51 AM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
A U.S. man who won a $380,000 Lamborghini in a contest by a convenience store chain says he crashed the sports car six hours after he got it.
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Dog shoots man in the butt
Funny | 1070 hits | 9:21 PM on Sunday | posted by Strutz
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A Utah duck hunter took 27 pellets of birdshot in the butt when he was shot by his dog
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What do you tell your kids about Santa Claus?
Funny | 721 hits | 9:14 PM on Saturday | posted by Strutz
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FOX News Chicago anchor Robin Robinson found herself on viewers' naughty list after saying Santa Claus doesn't exist during a live broadcast.
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Link Related to Canada in some say More complaints of stolen sex toys and panties in N.B.
Funny | 1030 hits | 9:48 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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RCMP in New Brunswick say more people are coming forward complaining that sex toys and women's underwear were stolen from their homes.

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