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Link Related to Canada in some say It's not easy being Steve
Funny | 233 hits | 8:51 PM on Monday | posted by MetroTO
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A man from Newmarket, Ontario shares his name with our prime minister. He finds that being named Stephen Harper can have both perks and downfalls.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Retired US Marine creates joke video pitching 'Canada' for American president
Funny | 421 hits | 2:14 PM on Friday | posted by Robair
A mocking You Tube video created by a retired U.S. marine offers up the Great White North for "Canadacy" in the U.S. presidential race and is racking up tens of thousands of page views and plenty of comments.
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Link Related to Canada in some say 'The cat ate my Whopper' tops list of silly 911 calls
Funny | 412 hits | 9:09 PM on Friday | posted by Strutz
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The Chatham-Kent Police Service has released its top 10 silliest calls placed to 911 dispatch in 2011.
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Crocodile snatches lawnmower from Aussie park worker
Funny | 209 hits | 4:20 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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A giant saltwater crocodile named Elvis with an apparent affinity for household machinery charged at an Australian reptile park worker Wednesday before stealing his lawn mower.
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New York Times mistakenly spams 8.6 million people
Funny | 176 hits | 4:01 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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The New York Times thought it was sending an email to a few hundred people who had recently cancelled subscriptions, offering them a 50 per cent discount for 16 weeks to lure them back. Instead, Wednesday's offer went to 8.6 million email addresses of peo
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Mistletoe shortage thwarts Christmas kisses
Funny | 176 hits | 10:25 PM on Friday | posted by Strutz
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A mistletoe shortage across North America has followed dry conditions in the southern U.S, leaving many families without a romantic holiday tradition in their homes.
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Ugly-sweater parties boost garment's popularity
Funny | 158 hits | 7:21 PM on Friday | posted by Strutz
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Ugly-Christmas-sweater parties are so popular that thrift stores and specialty retailers are making sure the kitschy clothing is in stock, and enterprising entrepreneurs are cashing in.
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Contest winner crashes Lamborghini, 6 hours after win
Funny | 329 hits | 9:51 AM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
A U.S. man who won a $380,000 Lamborghini in a contest by a convenience store chain says he crashed the sports car six hours after he got it.
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Dog shoots man in the butt
Funny | 324 hits | 9:21 PM on Sunday | posted by Strutz
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A Utah duck hunter took 27 pellets of birdshot in the butt when he was shot by his dog
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What do you tell your kids about Santa Claus?
Funny | 213 hits | 9:14 PM on Saturday | posted by Strutz
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FOX News Chicago anchor Robin Robinson found herself on viewers' naughty list after saying Santa Claus doesn't exist during a live broadcast.
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Link Related to Canada in some say More complaints of stolen sex toys and panties in N.B.
Funny | 358 hits | 9:48 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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RCMP in New Brunswick say more people are coming forward complaining that sex toys and women's underwear were stolen from their homes.
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Putin claims 7 billionth person is Russian
Funny | 278 hits | 9:47 PM on Saturday | posted by Hyack
KALININGRAD, Russia - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin hailed a two-day old Russian boy as the world’s seven billionth person on Wednesday, weighing into a bizarre scramble to claim a title that is almost impossible to verify.
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5-year-old looking for her mother backs car out of driveway onto Ohio street and calls police
Funny | 311 hits | 11:19 AM on Wednesday | posted by Robair
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Authorities say a 5-year-old looking for her mother in Ohio backed a car out of the driveway, then called police dispatchers for help.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Road trip! American student joins rebels in fight for Qaddafi stronghold
Funny | 408 hits | 10:19 AM on Friday | posted by DanSC
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Chris Jeon, a 21-year-old university student from Los Angeles, California,shrugging cooly, declared: “It is the end of my summer vacation, so I thought it would be cool to join the rebels. This is one of the only real revolutions” in the world.
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Hoax sign warns drivers of panda rampage
Funny | 564 hits | 2:54 PM on Friday | posted by Hyack
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A wave of "panda-monium" has swept through a northern Arizona city thanks to a mischievous street sign hacker who warned motorists of a "ROGUE PANDA ON RAMPAGE."
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Link Related to Canada in some say In defence of Pamela Anderson
Funny | 548 hits | 6:18 PM on Sunday | posted by Hyack
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LOS ANGELES - "Mutton dressed as lamb." This is a wry, old British idiom I heard the other day that wickedly describes how older women can look when they try to dress in young, hip clothes.
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Montana dog becomes local celebrity for his math skills
Funny | 711 hits | 1:54 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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Labrador Retrievers are known for their hunting skills and friendly dispositions, but Beau, a black Lab who lives in Montana, is winning acclaim for his math abilities
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Link Related to Canada in some say Mayor's big rock removed from ex-wife's property
Funny | 510 hits | 9:09 PM on Tuesday | posted by Hyack
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A small-town Quebec mayor who left a 20-tonne boulder in front of his ex-wife's house as a prank has removed the massive rock.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Mayor's gift to ex-wife? A 20-ton boulder on her lawn
Funny | 880 hits | 6:55 PM on Monday | posted by Hyack
MONTREAL — A small-town mayor could face criminal charges after he delivered an unwelcome birthday present to his ex-wife: a 20-ton boulder, topped with a pink ribbon, dumped on her front lawn.
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75-year-old pilot explains encounter with F-16s
Funny | 568 hits | 8:11 PM on Friday | posted by wildrosegirl
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Myrtle Rose was taking a short flight over suburban Chicago when the 75-year-old aviation enthusiast looked out her cockpit window to see two F-16 fighter jets. She assumed the military pilots were just slowing down to get a closer look at her antique pla
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Woman smashes $1M worth of luxury cars
Funny | 646 hits | 8:15 PM on Friday | posted by HaRdLy
(CBS News) In Monte Carlo in Monaco earlier this week, a large crowd gathered to gawk, but it wasn't because of a Grand Prix race or a celebrity. A woman driving a Bentley Azure - sticker price $383,000 - crashed into a $95,000 Mercedes Benz.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Alberta has most annoyed drivers: Survey
Funny | 464 hits | 6:21 AM on Tuesday | posted by QBC
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Alberta has some of the nations most annoyed drivers, according to a new Canadian Automotive Association (CAA) survey.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Summer potholes perturbing
Funny | 387 hits | 6:04 AM on Friday | posted by QBC
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Do you really want to know how primitive Grande Prairie was 50 years ago this summer? Forget about the lack of TV reception (unless you had a really tall antenna that could snatch the Dawson Creek station's signal out of the ether) or the crackdown on the
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Link Related to Canada in some say Bear-safety lecture in Yellowstone interrupted by bear
Funny | 655 hits | 8:22 AM on Tuesday | posted by DerbyX
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Just two days after a rare fatal mauling by a mother grizzly in Yellowstone National Park, a black bear interrupted the taping of a television news segment on bear safety.
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Google map brings recreation-seeking motorists in droves to Clinton Township family's driveway
Funny | 492 hits | 11:46 AM on Monday | posted by DerbyX
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But for Laurie Gneiding, Google Maps has been anything but convenient.
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Guards bag prisoner in Mexico suitcase jailbreak
Funny | 319 hits | 7:59 PM on Tuesday | posted by Strutz
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A Mexican prisoner hoped to take a trip to freedom by packing himself into his girlfriend’s suitcase.
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777-Pound Burger At Alameda County Fair One For The Record Books
Funny | 502 hits | 10:25 AM on Monday | posted by DerbyX
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"The old record was held in Canada and we wanted to bring it home to America on the 4th of July," says Nick Nicora of Ovation Food Services. He along with Brett Enright of Juicys traveling barbecue catering service were the masterminds behind the burger.
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Scottish Wedding Mishap
Funny | 1060 hits | 2:22 PM on Friday | posted by DerbyX
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A fuming bride decked her kilt wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a skid mark on her wedding dress.
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'Batman' arrested for hanging off roof
Funny | 649 hits | 6:02 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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Police were called to a hardware store in downtown Pekoskey, Mich., early Wednesday after a passerby spotted Batman on the roof.
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Intruder calls 911, afraid homeowner may have gun
Funny | 1396 hits | 8:32 PM on Tuesday | posted by Scape
Chapek locked himself in the bathroom and made an emergency call, police said. He said he had broken into the house, the owner had come home, and that he was concerned the owner might have a gun.
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Dolphins save Doberman Pinscher stranded on sandbar
Funny | 1311 hits | 9:27 AM on Thursday | posted by DerbyX
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A Pennsylvania woman on vacation in Florida took a tip from two dolphins to save a lost Doberman Pinscher that got stranded on a sandbar.
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Malaysia police say 3 men arrested for stealing 725,000 condoms, which haven't been found
Funny | 973 hits | 6:49 AM on Saturday | posted by HaRdLy
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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Malaysian police have arrested three suspects involved in the heist of some 725,000 condoms, which have not yet been found. Mohamad Shukri Dahlan, the police chief of Malaysia's northern Perak state, says the heist was "an insi
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Condom company commemorates royal wedding
Funny | 905 hits | 1:55 PM on Saturday | posted by wildrosegirl
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Now there's a way to commemorate the royal wedding and keep your crown jewels safe at the same time.
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Chinese TV Lifted Fighter Jet Footage from 'Top Gun'
Funny | 893 hits | 7:19 PM on Monday | posted by Scape
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China's state-run CCTV is once again under suspicion doctoring footage, this time with images lifted from the movie "Top Gun" in a segment supposedly depicting the capabilities of China's state-of-the-art J-10 fighter jet. The newscast aired on Dec. 23 sh
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Just what the world needs: Urinals equipped with video games
Funny | 1061 hits | 4:48 PM on Friday | posted by stokes
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The Japanese entertainment company Sega has installed “Toylets” in male restrooms at four bars and games arcades in Tokyo, according to the Guardian.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Spilt coffee causes United Airlines flight to Frankfurt to land in Toronto
Funny | 969 hits | 6:50 AM on Wednesday | posted by QBall
It turns out it was the pilot who caused a United Airlines flight from Chicago to Frankfurt, Germany, to make an emergency landing in Toronto ... or rather his coffee.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Ambulances may speed when necessary, says Alberta Health
Funny | 571 hits | 2:57 AM on Saturday | posted by BionicBunny
A controversial directive telling City of Edmonton ambulance drivers they can?t speed under any circumstances was incorrect, Alberta Health Services said Friday.
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Teacher allegedly taped students' mouths shut
Funny | 1252 hits | 8:09 PM on Sunday | posted by wildrosegirl
An Australian primary school teacher has been suspended after allegations she taped her students' mouths shut.
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Group wins $129M with ticket bought at porn shop
Funny | 817 hits | 8:42 AM on Saturday | posted by wildrosegirl
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A group of friends and family is obscenely rich after winning a nearly $129 million jackpot with a lottery ticket bought at a Detroit-area porn shop. And some of the money will be devoted to sacred purposes.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Woman annoyed by deer ringing her doorbell
Funny | 1671 hits | 6:46 PM on Thursday | posted by wildrosegirl
It's one thing for the deer to scrounge around in her yard, eating all her flowers. It's quite another for them to come up to the front step and ring her doorbell.
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Europeans wake up an hour late as Apple fails to fix iPhone alarm clock bug
Funny | 637 hits | 7:21 AM on Monday | posted by hurley_108
A still-unfixed bug with Apple's iPhone caused alarms in Europe to go off an hour late Monday as the continent switched from daylight saving time, but their phone's alarms did not.
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Winners of Landover Baptist's Annual "Weed Out A WICCA Art Contest" for Children (Grades 1-8).
Funny | 599 hits | 6:14 PM on Tuesday | posted by Gunnair
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No joke as clown is Brazil's most voted congressman
Funny | 727 hits | 5:20 AM on Tuesday | posted by QBC
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Voters the world over complain about having clowns for politicians, but Brazilians embraced the idea on Sunday by sending a real one to Congress with more votes than any other candidate.
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Typo sends callers to sex line, not charity
Funny | 609 hits | 7:34 PM on Sunday | posted by wildrosegirl
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NFL fans never know what to expect from Chad Ochocinco but even they were probably surprised when dialing a number from a charity cereal box featuring the attention-seeking Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver and getting a phone-sex line.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Clerk says man stuck tongue in her ear
Funny | 980 hits | 7:28 PM on Sunday | posted by wildrosegirl
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Police are looking for a man who stuck his tongue in the ear of a dollar store clerk in Grimsby, Ont.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Commonwealth Games security deploys monkeys
Funny | 663 hits | 7:10 AM on Wednesday | posted by wildrosegirl
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Security officials at the Commonwealth Games aren't monkeying around anymore, deploying langur monkeys at several venues in New Delhi to keep smaller simians from causing any trouble.
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US sorry for flying Philippine flag upside down
Funny | 528 hits | 7:13 PM on Sunday | posted by wildrosegirl
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The United States government apologized for displaying the Philippine flag upside down at an event in New York attended by President Barack Obama on Friday, calling it an “honest mistake.”
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Link Related to Canada in some say TiCats lampoon Riders with 'Fantuz Flakes'
Funny | 513 hits | 12:13 AM on Friday | posted by Hyack
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The Hamilton Tiger-Cats have taken to lighthearted mockery in an effort to drum up fan support with the release of a pseudo-news report about a new hair-care product from the Saskatchewan Roughrider's Andy Fantuz.
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KFC asks college girls to plug Double Down on butts
Funny | 823 hits | 6:17 PM on Thursday | posted by Strutz
KFC wants to advertise its bunless burger on the buns of college girls
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Ice cream goes to pot
Funny | 1000 hits | 8:55 PM on Saturday | posted by wildrosegirl
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Three flavours of marijuana-laced ice cream went on sale in California last week.

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