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4 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Global warming today's Great Depression
"The costs of climate change mitigation in practice would ... depend on the nature of the policies applied to it and the manner of their implementation."

Posted:12:18 PM on Tuesday the 6th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 35
Poster: mtbr
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23652969-29277,00.html
Funny | 35 hits | posted by mtbrComment

"The costs of climate change mitigation in practice would ... depend on the nature of the policies applied to it and the manner of their implementation."

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5 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Canadian minor league hockey player arrested for streaking
SCRANTON, Pa. - Canadian Nathan Smith, the captain of the AHL's Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins, has been charged with indecent exposure after a police officer saw him running naked on a downtown street early Sunday.

Posted:10:39 AM on Thursday the 1st, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 53
Poster: WDHIII
http://sports.sympatico.msn.ca/Canadian+minor+league+hockey+player+arr
Funny | 53 hits | posted by WDHIIIComment

SCRANTON, Pa. - Canadian Nathan Smith, the captain of the AHL's Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins, has been charged with indecent exposure after a police officer saw him running naked on a downtown street early Sunday.

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9 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Canada's the 'apartment above the party': Ferguson
WASHINGTON - Comedian Craig Ferguson has come up with a new way of describing the Canada-U.S. relationship.

Posted:8:26 AM on Monday the 28th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 93
Poster: WDHIII
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/04/27/5402841-cp.html
Funny | 93 hits | posted by WDHIIIComment

WASHINGTON - Comedian Craig Ferguson has come up with a new way of describing the Canada-U.S. relationship.

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11 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Cartoon
Posted:7:43 AM on Monday the 28th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 113
Poster: WDHIII
http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/images/getfuzzy200804226
Funny | 113 hits | posted by WDHIII1 Comment

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8 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Why is it that Vancouverites find it so difficult to just say hello?
Even Kabul is cheerier, for chrissakes, and the people there have been living in war for 30 years.

Posted:10:44 AM on Sunday the 27th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 77
Poster: mtbr
http://www.canada.com/theprovince/news/editorial/story.html?id=b742852
Funny | 77 hits | posted by mtbrComment

Even Kabul is cheerier, for chrissakes, and the people there have been living in war for 30 years.

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6 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Church of pot lands pair in slammer
HAMILTON - Two men who operated a church where marijuana was sold as a sacrament were sentenced to prison Friday.

Posted:9:39 AM on Saturday the 26th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 59
Poster: WDHIII
http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=c3324a56-b85b-4
Funny | 59 hits | posted by WDHIII2 Comment

HAMILTON - Two men who operated a church where marijuana was sold as a sacrament were sentenced to prison Friday.

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6 news up news down  Lolcat site hiring; 'spelink skillz opshunal'
"I can haz dream Job? My rezumez! let me showz u thm"

Posted:12:54 PM on Thursday the 24th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 59
Poster: snookums
http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/080424/K04249AU.html
Funny | 59 hits | posted by snookums1 Comment

"I can haz dream Job? My rezumez! let me showz u thm"

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6 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Arctic ice melting fast in summer sun
"Now because the ice is thinner you can have a chain reaction of runaway melting with a reduction in cloud cover," she said.

Posted:6:47 AM on Tuesday the 22nd, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 63
Poster: mtbr
http://www.thestar.com/sciencetech/article/416901
Funny | 63 hits | posted by mtbrComment

"Now because the ice is thinner you can have a chain reaction of runaway melting with a reduction in cloud cover," she said.

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13 news up news down  FatBasturd goes to jail
LECCO, Italy (Reuters) - FatBasturd was given a suspended jail sentence for staring too intensely at a woman sitting in front of him on a train.

Posted:3:41 AM on Saturday the 19th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 130
Poster: bossdog
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080418/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_italy_staring;_y
Funny | 130 hits | posted by bossdogComment

LECCO, Italy (Reuters) - FatBasturd was given a suspended jail sentence for staring too intensely at a woman sitting in front of him on a train.

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12 news up news down  -Mario- spotted in Germany
BERLIN (Reuters) - Police in Germany were shocked to find -Mario- running down a major highway pulling a three-wheeled trailer

Posted:3:40 AM on Saturday the 19th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 117
Poster: bossdog
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080417/od_nm/germany_pilgrim_dc;_ylt=ArBz
Funny | 117 hits | posted by bossdog2 Comment

BERLIN (Reuters) - Police in Germany were shocked to find -Mario- running down a major highway pulling a three-wheeled trailer

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6 news up news down  Termites feast on trader's money
A trader in the Indian state of Bihar has lost his life savings after termites infesting his bank's safe deposit boxes ate them up.

Posted:11:36 AM on Monday the 7th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 58
Poster: xerxes
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7334033.stm
Funny | 58 hits | posted by xerxes1 Comment

A trader in the Indian state of Bihar has lost his life savings after termites infesting his bank's safe deposit boxes ate them up.

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5 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Gore preaches climate gospel
When he entered a conference room off the Hyatt lobby at 8:15 a.m. yesterday, a hush came over the entire room, and camera lights fused into a single sustained flash of illumination around the 60-year-old Tenesseean, co-winner of the 2007 Nobel Peace Priz

Posted:10:04 AM on Sunday the 6th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 46
Poster: mtbr
http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/news/story.html?id=c8f8bcdc-a044
Funny | 46 hits | posted by mtbr26 Comment

When he entered a conference room off the Hyatt lobby at 8:15 a.m. yesterday, a hush came over the entire room, and camera lights fused into a single sustained flash of illumination around the 60-year-old Tenesseean, co-winner of the 2007 Nobel Peace Priz

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10 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Pedal vehicle creator wins court battle
The Fred Flintstone-type vehicle had no windows and no licence plates when four passengers took it on its maiden voyage through downtown Toronto last October.

Posted:4:35 PM on Thursday the 3rd, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 101
Poster: mtbr
http://www.ctvtoronto.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20080403/pedal_car_r
Funny | 101 hits | posted by mtbr10 Comment

The Fred Flintstone-type vehicle had no windows and no licence plates when four passengers took it on its maiden voyage through downtown Toronto last October.

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14 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Harper snubs Earth Hour
Rideau Hall, home to Governor General Michaëlle Jean, was dark and federal Environment Minister John Baird was at his Nepean home "with the lights off, of course," said spokesperson Eric Richer.

Posted:7:58 AM on Sunday the 30th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 140
Poster: mtbr
http://www.thestar.com/SpecialSections/EarthHour/article/407295
Funny | 140 hits | posted by mtbr48 Comment

Rideau Hall, home to Governor General Michaëlle Jean, was dark and federal Environment Minister John Baird was at his Nepean home "with the lights off, of course," said spokesperson Eric Richer.

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9 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say The man who could be King
With a disloyal party, apathetic voters and a famous dog, Liberal leader Stéphane Dion seems like a match for, hmmm – Canada's longest-serving PM?

Posted:7:56 AM on Sunday the 30th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 85
Poster: mtbr
http://www.thestar.com/News/article/407183
Funny | 85 hits | posted by mtbr18 Comment

With a disloyal party, apathetic voters and a famous dog, Liberal leader Stéphane Dion seems like a match for, hmmm – Canada's longest-serving PM?

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8 news up news down  WDHIII caught playing hookie
Prosecutors say a video shows WDHIII running a 40-yard-dash in women's clothing and high heels — at a time he had claimed he was too injured to work.

Posted:6:09 AM on Wednesday the 26th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 79
Poster: bossdog
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/03/25/national/a
Funny | 79 hits | posted by bossdogComment

Prosecutors say a video shows WDHIII running a 40-yard-dash in women's clothing and high heels — at a time he had claimed he was too injured to work.

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9 news up news down  -Mario- Claims He Is Pregnant
-Mario- was able to keep the reproductive organs he was born with. The article said he stopped getting the injections and was able to get pregnant.

Posted:4:56 AM on Wednesday the 26th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 93
Poster: bossdog
http://www.kptv.com/health/15702121/detail.html
Funny | 93 hits | posted by bossdog3 Comment

-Mario- was able to keep the reproductive organs he was born with. The article said he stopped getting the injections and was able to get pregnant.

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14 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say cartoon
Posted:12:01 AM on Friday the 21st, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 140
Poster: ridenrain
http://cagle.msnbc.com/politicalcartoons/PCcartoons/nease.asp
Funny | 140 hits | posted by ridenrainComment

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8 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Escaped steer shot after charging police officer
A Mississauga, Ont. community is back at ease after being taken hostage by a herd of cattle for nearly four hours Thursday morning.

Posted:12:22 PM on Thursday the 20th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 79
Poster: Robair
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20080320/cattle_hi
Funny | 79 hits | posted by Robair14 Comment

A Mississauga, Ont. community is back at ease after being taken hostage by a herd of cattle for nearly four hours Thursday morning.

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27 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Titties for Obama
Duck and cover, church'n style.

Posted:3:31 PM on Sunday the 16th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 266
Poster: ridenrain
http://cjunk.blogspot.com/2008/03/oh-my-lord.html
Funny | 266 hits | posted by ridenrain10 Comment

Duck and cover, church'n style.

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7 news up news down  Man reports 'theft by escort' to police
A Seattle man who hired an escort to "have fun" told police that she stole $170 from him after she went to her car to fetch some condoms

Posted:9:13 AM on Monday the 10th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 73
Poster: kitty
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/354326_escort09.html
Funny | 73 hits | posted by kittyComment

A Seattle man who hired an escort to "have fun" told police that she stole $170 from him after she went to her car to fetch some condoms

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10 news up news down  Cemetery full, don't die, mayor warns
BORDEAUX, France — The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.

Posted:2:04 PM on Thursday the 6th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 98
Poster: stokes
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080306.wnoroom030
Funny | 98 hits | posted by stokes5 Comment

BORDEAUX, France — The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.

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15 news up news down  Two stone fat cat put on strict diet after getting wedged in his flap
World's fattest cat put on forced diet after getting stuck in its cat door.

Posted:7:19 AM on Saturday the 16th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 154
Poster: TattoodGirl
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_artic
Funny | 154 hits | posted by TattoodGirl40 Comment

World's fattest cat put on forced diet after getting stuck in its cat door.

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10 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say A modest proposal for curing a whiny nation
It would push back the powerful "if it saves one child" lobby, along with their toboggan helmet police, school lunch analysts, anti-bullying program directors, and playground equipment removal teams. They'd be forced to shelve plans to open the family

Posted:7:20 AM on Thursday the 14th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 99
Poster: ridenrain
http://www.nationalpost.com/opinion/story.html?id=306732
Funny | 99 hits | posted by ridenrain8 Comment

It would push back the powerful "if it saves one child" lobby, along with their toboggan helmet police, school lunch analysts, anti-bullying program directors, and playground equipment removal teams. They'd be forced to shelve plans to open the family

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14 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Funny
Posted:9:27 AM on Friday the 8th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 136
Poster: -Mario-
http://www.thechronicleherald.ca/toons/Brucex08.jpg
Funny | 136 hits | posted by -Mario-Comment

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10 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Comedian Brent Butt tries stint as colour commentator at Canucks game
VANCOUVER - Avid Vancouver Canucks fans might think their team's play in recent weeks has been a bit of a joke, but that wasn't the reason the team sported a new colour commentator Wednesday night in an NHL game against the St. Louis Blues.

Posted:8:27 AM on Friday the 25th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 104
Poster: WDHIII
http://www.macleans.ca/culture/wire/article.jsp?content=e012402A
Funny | 104 hits | posted by WDHIIIComment

VANCOUVER - Avid Vancouver Canucks fans might think their team's play in recent weeks has been a bit of a joke, but that wasn't the reason the team sported a new colour commentator Wednesday night in an NHL game against the St. Louis Blues.

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11 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Danny on Cell Phone Cartoon
Posted:3:36 AM on Friday the 25th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 106
Poster: -Mario-
http://www.thechronicleherald.ca/toons/Brucex25.jpg
Funny | 106 hits | posted by -Mario-Comment

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21 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Dion cartoon
Posted:8:19 PM on Wednesday the 23rd, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 210
Poster: ridenrain
http://cagle.msnbc.com/working/080117/rice.jpg
Funny | 210 hits | posted by ridenrain21 Comment

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10 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say One-testicled pooch stolen
Mounties are trying to sniff out a pair of dognappers who purloined a one-testicled pooch.

Posted:11:41 AM on Saturday the 19th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 100
Poster: kitty
http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Alberta/2008/01/18/4781337.html
Funny | 100 hits | posted by kittyComment

Mounties are trying to sniff out a pair of dognappers who purloined a one-testicled pooch.

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16 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Cartoon
Posted:4:15 AM on Friday the 11th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 161
Poster: -Mario-
http://thechronicleherald.ca/toons/Brucex11.jpg
Funny | 161 hits | posted by -Mario-Comment

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8 news up news down  Forget hotels, NYC comedian finds perfect lodging at Ikea store
When Mark Malkoff thought about where he could stay while his New York City apartment was being fumigated for cockroaches, he quickly ruled out friends' places (too small) and hotels (too expensive).

Posted:9:53 AM on Tuesday the 8th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 76
Poster: snookums
http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/080108/K01089AU.html
Funny | 76 hits | posted by snookumsComment

When Mark Malkoff thought about where he could stay while his New York City apartment was being fumigated for cockroaches, he quickly ruled out friends' places (too small) and hotels (too expensive).

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11 news up news down  Actors won't cross picket lines for Golden Globes: union
Golden Globe-nominated actors are expected to snub the awards in support of striking Hollywood writers, the actors union said Friday.

Posted:9:27 AM on Saturday the 5th, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 114
Poster: WDHIII
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/story/2008/01/04/golden-globes.html
Funny | 114 hits | posted by WDHIIIComment

Golden Globe-nominated actors are expected to snub the awards in support of striking Hollywood writers, the actors union said Friday.

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17 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Florida diners find rare purple pearl in plate of clams; may be worth thousands
A Florida man was about halfway through a plate of steamed clams when he chomped down on something hard: a rare, iridescent purple pearl.

Posted:12:19 PM on Wednesday the 2nd, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 172
Poster: kitty
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/071231/koddities/oddity_rare_pearl
Funny | 172 hits | posted by kittyComment

A Florida man was about halfway through a plate of steamed clams when he chomped down on something hard: a rare, iridescent purple pearl.

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16 news up news down  YouTube: The Best of 2007
It's been quite a year on YouTube, the video-sharing site that exploded into the pop culture stratosphere in 2006.

Posted:9:58 AM on Tuesday the 1st, 2008
Topic: Funny
Hits: 156
Poster: WDHIII
http://www.canada.com/theprovince/news/story.html?id=1da1a4a1-9f20-447
Funny | 156 hits | posted by WDHIIIComment

It's been quite a year on YouTube, the video-sharing site that exploded into the pop culture stratosphere in 2006.

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9 news up news down  Link Related to Canada in some say Nurse saves pet with kiss of life
NURSE Mandy Wood saved her pet kitten’s life — by giving it mouth-to-mouth

Posted:9:28 AM on Saturday the 29th, 2007
Topic: Funny
Hits: 92
Poster: kitty
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article621668.ece
Funny | 92 hits | posted by kittyComment

NURSE Mandy Wood saved her pet kitten’s life — by giving it mouth-to-mouth

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13 news up news down  The dog ate it? Closer's canine reportedly chews on history
The baseball from the final out of the 2007 World Series is at Jonathan Papelbon's home in Hattiesburg, Miss., according to the Hattiesburg American. Well, part of it is. The rest? You should ask the Boss. If he could talk, he might