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Canadian election was 'so meh,' dictionary says
LONDON -- Are Canadian elections boring?
Well, according to the folks in Britain who put out the Collins English Dictionary, it seems our elections practically define the term. Man Joins 14,000 Hockey PoolsFunny | 81865 hits | 10:47 AM on Friday | posted by karmstrong
For most Canadians, joining 2-3 fantasy hockey pools is enough to occupy their minds during the long cold winter. For an Ontario man, joining 14,000 pools is barely getting started. Spin That Sign..Only Jugglers need apply
The San Diego Reader started out as a bohemian 3 page..and is now the first largest alternative paper in SD...funny ..smart ..irreverent..here some funny Sunday faire from due South Delicious Pineapple Squirrels Face Extinction Experts WarnFunny | 82095 hits | 11:03 AM on Thursday | posted by karmstrong
Extreme tastiness, ferocious cocktails and urban drunkenness could make the rare pineapple squirrels extinct within four years environmentalists are warning.
Cat Born with Small Face Just Wants to be Loved, PetFunny | 83345 hits | 3:35 PM on Tuesday | posted by karmstrong
Samson the white short-haired cat was destined to have a difficult life after being born with a face too small for his body.Man nabbed for skinny dipping in moat that rings the Imperial Palace in Tokyo
TOKYO - Police have apprehended a westerner who went skinny dipping in a moat ringing the Imperial Palace in Tokyo
TOKYO - Police have apprehended a westerner who went skinny dipping in a moat ringing the Imperial Palace in Tokyo First Vancouver Olympic Ticket ScamFunny | 81683 hits | 10:47 AM on Saturday | posted by VanCityHawk
Mother plans to screen lotto winner's girlfriends
The mother of a single 28-year-old Guelph, Ont., man who just won a $35.3M jackpot says she plans on screening any potential dates first. Dick Sexsmith Tired of Being Labeled a Porn StarFunny | 82090 hits | 3:20 PM on Thursday | posted by karmstrong
Local Vancouver firefighter Richard Sexsmith is sick and tired of being labeled a porn star by his friends, colleagues and everyone in the service industry. Being a firefighter hasn’t helped things. Politicians make strange bedfellows
When it comes to politics in this country, one man stands alone. Yes, that man is satirist Rick Mercer, the host of CBC's Rick Mercer Report. Make-up-free Pammie in fire alert
Pamela Anderson was "mortified" when she had to evacuate a hotel without any make-up on. Comedian cuffed after professing her love for Harper
Security officials weren't laughing when CBC comedian Geri Hall approached Conservative Leader Stephen Harper at a press conference in Halifax Friday and began declaring her love. Four-footed bandits disrupt play's performance in Stanley Park
The opening night performance of a play in Stanley Park hit an unexpected glitch Friday night when one of the show's 'cast members' was attacked by raccoons.Bush works up a sweat getting to know the women's volleyball team
They seem to be getting along famously, with Bush giving one contender from the U.S. volleyball team a playful pat on the bottom.
They seem to be getting along famously, with Bush giving one contender from the U.S. volleyball team a playful pat on the bottom. Prepare for global temperature rise of 4C, warns top scientist
"At 4 degrees we are basically into a different climate regime," said Prof Neil Adger, an expert on adaptation to climate change at the Tyndall Centre for Climate Change Research in Norwich. A few snippets of B.C.'s history you might have forgotten
It's the B.C. Day long weekend, time to celebrate the 150th anniversary of, um, what?Guest talks too much, German woman calls police
A desperate German woman finally called emergency services to rescue her after a friend visited her and talked for 30 hours straight, authorities said Tuesday.
A police spokesman in the western city of Speyer confirmed reports about the case, in which
A desperate German woman finally called emergency services to rescue her after a friend visited her and talked for 30 hours straight, authorities said Tuesday.
A police spokesman in the western city of Speyer confirmed reports about the case, in which B.C. couple's home movies go viral, then Hollywood
Call it radical anti-comedy, call it mind-bogglingly self-unawareness, or call it a bit of fun, but a couple from Kelowna, B.C. have became Internet sensations after putting a home "movie" on YouTube.WTF... abbreviation on car plates makes Americans blush
OMG! What is that on my car's license plate?
That's the question asked by 10,000 drivers who registered their vehicles in North Carolina last year and got registrations starting with "WTF."
OMG! What is that on my car's license plate?
That's the question asked by 10,000 drivers who registered their vehicles in North Carolina last year and got registrations starting with "WTF." Liberal chief coy on when he'll trigger election
Dion said his decision not to topple the Conservatives should not be viewed as a show of support for the government, but a strategic move to await a more opportune time for a campaign than the dog days of summer.North Pole man clipped for DUI on riding mower
Alaska State Troopers used lights and sirens to apprehend a North Pole man suspected of driving under the influence after he allegedly led them on a slow-speed chase that covered several lawns.
Alaska State Troopers used lights and sirens to apprehend a North Pole man suspected of driving under the influence after he allegedly led them on a slow-speed chase that covered several lawns. The question is: Does Canada actually have any valuable secret documents?
Julie Couillard's partially exposed breast has now been seen by as many people as Janet Jackson's at the Super Bowl Global warming today's Great Depression
"The costs of climate change mitigation in practice would ... depend on the nature of the policies applied to it and the manner of their implementation." Canadian minor league hockey player arrested for streaking
SCRANTON, Pa. - Canadian Nathan Smith, the captain of the AHL's Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins, has been charged with indecent exposure after a police officer saw him running naked on a downtown street early Sunday.Back to Canada News
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