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Rapper B.o.B Wants to Launch a Satellite to See if Earth Is Flat
B.o.B may be about to blow the lid off the "round-Earth conspiracy". Funny | 85840 hits | 12:50 PM on Saturday | posted by Freakinoldguy
Here’s a look at some of the more memorable barbs the two leaders have tossed at each other this year. Bombardier workers to stage walk out rally in Toronto over Boeing dispute, union saysFunny | 85692 hits | 5:17 AM on Wednesday | posted by shockedcanadian
Plastered 'pig' sent to pen after failed robbery at Brandon store
A drunk man tried to live high off the hog, but instead the boar was sent to the pen, say Brandon police.Officers stop deer on California bridge for 'toll evasion'
California highway officers say they stopped a young deer on a California toll bridge "for toll evasion." The officer joked that the fawn usually pays the toll but "today she was a buck short."
California highway officers say they stopped a young deer on a California toll bridge "for toll evasion." The officer joked that the fawn usually pays the toll but "today she was a buck short."Male Student Gets $750,000 For Traumatic Sex Romps With Teacher In Her Car And Classroom
Judge awards $750,000 civil judgment to Kevin Eng and family for eight sex romps with former Horndog High teacher Erin Sayar
Funny | 89001 hits | 12:43 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Judge awards $750,000 civil judgment to Kevin Eng and family for eight sex romps with former Horndog High teacher Erin Sayar Solar eclipse partially to blame for Metro Vancouver's high gas pricesFunny | 85339 hits | 10:31 AM on Monday | posted by Freakinoldguy
One expert says gas stations are buying fuel for about the same price they're selling it for and market prices have gone up dramatically.
Nasa has been forced to confirm that there almost certainly isn't a long-lost civilisation on Mars. During a hearing in the US congress, high-ranking staff of the space agency were asked whether there might once have been people living on the red planet. Man snaps photo of iceberg off N.L. with distinctly masculine feature
Jamie Ellison's botanical tour of northern Newfoundland provided a whole different kind of nature lesson when he looked out to a local bay and saw an iceberg with a distinctly masculine flourish.Painting break results in town greeting visitors with 'sex'
Thanks to an ill-timed painting break, a water tower emblazoned with the word 'sex' is greeting drivers as they pass through a southeast Wisconsin town.
Thanks to an ill-timed painting break, a water tower emblazoned with the word 'sex' is greeting drivers as they pass through a southeast Wisconsin town. SCOHOL sign sends Revelstoke painter back to class
A road painter in Revelstoke, B.C., is getting a very public spelling lesson after accidentally mixing up the stencils for a school sign. P.E.I. man wants to know why he pays HST on electricity he generates himselfFunny | 85195 hits | 2:42 PM on Thursday | posted by Freakinoldguy
Kris Currie built his new P.E.I. home, complete with 35 solar panels, to be energy self-sufficient. But he still has to pay HST on the electricity he generates.Funny | 85306 hits | 3:08 PM on Tuesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Gee whiz, artists are so sensitive!
City sculptor Alex Gardega — seething over the “Fearless Girl” statue being placed across from Wall Street’s...Yale grad students' 'hunger strike' apparently involves eating when hungry
A group of Yale University graduate students announced Tuesday evening that they would be undertaking a hunger strike to pressure the administration into granting them better union benefits.
Funny | 85554 hits | 11:03 AM on Friday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A group of Yale University graduate students announced Tuesday evening that they would be undertaking a hunger strike to pressure the administration into granting them better union benefits. Could Scotland leave the UK and join CANADA'Funny | 85496 hits | 1:56 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Ken McGoogan, who wrote How the Scots Invented Canada, said that geographical boundaries could be irrelevant so Scotland should find its new home with Canada. No big fish tale: Ice fisher pulls up key lost in Lake Winnipeg on fishing hook
While ice fishing on Lake Winnipeg, Peguis First Nation fisherman Doug Thomas experienced what he calls a 'miracle' — and it wasn't a fish he reeled in. Carleton University comes under heavy criticism after gym scale removed
Carleton University is feeling the burn from students on social media for removing a weight scale from its gym to promote a more holistic approach to a healthy body image. Gord Downie, as squirrel: Yukon woman makes art from animals
Cindy Klippenstein was using squirrels to practise her taxidermy skills. Then she got the idea to dress them up.Tommy Chong on potential pot crackdown: 'Stay high'
Tommy Chong has a message for those fearing a crackdown on recreational marijuana use: Don't worry. Stay High.
Tommy Chong has a message for those fearing a crackdown on recreational marijuana use: Don't worry. Stay High. Funny | 85545 hits | 9:36 PM on Thursday | posted by Alta_redneck
It isn’t every day a former Canadian prime minister can be seen strolling down the aisles of Red Deer’s Costco store. Yet it happened this week, when shoppers and staff were amazed to see Brian Mulroney headed towards the food court in the Gasoline Alley ISIS fighters write sick notes in the Middle East
Sick notes written by ISIS militants desperate to escape the front line have revealed jihadis are not turning up to fight because of headaches, sore feet and bad backs.
Funny | 85264 hits | 12:07 AM on Tuesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Sick notes written by ISIS militants desperate to escape the front line have revealed jihadis are not turning up to fight because of headaches, sore feet and bad backs.Is a doomsday asteroid on its way to Earth'
The strange object, named 2016 WF9, was discovered last year. Self-proclaimed Russian astronomer Dr Dyomin Damir Zakharovich said it is heading straight towards our planet.
The strange object, named 2016 WF9, was discovered last year. Self-proclaimed Russian astronomer Dr Dyomin Damir Zakharovich said it is heading straight towards our planet.Woman taken off plane after challenging Trump supporter
Footage shared online Saturday shows the woman (left) telling the man next to her: 'You pretend you have the moral high ground but you put that man's finger on the nuclear button.'
Footage shared online Saturday shows the woman (left) telling the man next to her: 'You pretend you have the moral high ground but you put that man's finger on the nuclear button.'Trump Washington hotel protester sets himself on fire
The man, who has not yet been identified, said the act was in protest of the President-elect's looming inauguration. Witnesses said he yelled 'Trump' as flames 'ran up his back' shortly before 9.30pm.
The man, who has not yet been identified, said the act was in protest of the President-elect's looming inauguration. Witnesses said he yelled 'Trump' as flames 'ran up his back' shortly before 9.30pm.Vegan Denied Swiss Passport Because Of 'Annoying' Lifestyle
A 42-year-old Dutch woman recently had her Swiss citizenship application rejected by the people with the sole reason being her annoying lifestyle.
Funny | 85394 hits | 11:47 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A 42-year-old Dutch woman recently had her Swiss citizenship application rejected by the people with the sole reason being her annoying lifestyle.Justin Trudeau Claims He Could "Probably Take" Vladimir Putin In A Fight
I can't tell if this is news or just pure bullshit.
I can't tell if this is news or just pure bullshit. Squirrels stealing chocolate bars driving Toronto store owner nutsFunny | 84941 hits | 6:08 PM on Thursday | posted by shockedcanadian
Hollywood sign vandalized to read 'Hollyweed'
Los Angeles residents awoke New Year's Day to find a prankster had altered the famed Hollywood sign to read 'HOLLYWeeD.'
Los Angeles residents awoke New Year's Day to find a prankster had altered the famed Hollywood sign to read 'HOLLYWeeD.' The frozen pants: a Calgary mystery
There are enduring mysteries in this world. Are we alone in the universe? How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Whose pants are frozen to the sidewalk on Bow Trail? Funny | 84859 hits | 3:48 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
WINNIPEG — Canada’s annual gathering of top Arctic scientists has been roiled by an open letter from researchers protesting what they call a sexist joke at the conference’s gala banquet. Not what you sphynx: Women bought pricey, hairless felines that grew furFunny | 85378 hits | 3:08 PM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Shayla Bastarache was looking for a hairless, sphynx cat and thought she had found a good deal - until the animals she bought started growing hair.Trump supporters order '#TrumpCups' Starbucks in protest of 'Republican discrimination'
Protesters are ordering their coffee from Starbucks using the name 'Trump' so baristas will have to shout the last name of the president-elect when their drink is ready.
Funny | 85543 hits | 12:52 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Protesters are ordering their coffee from Starbucks using the name 'Trump' so baristas will have to shout the last name of the president-elect when their drink is ready.Santa Claus is gutted that the North Pole has banned weed
North Pole, where Santa Claus, formerly known as Thomas O’Connor, is a city council member (because who wouldn’t vote for Santa?) decided not to allow marijuana business in the city.
North Pole, where Santa Claus, formerly known as Thomas O’Connor, is a city council member (because who wouldn’t vote for Santa?) decided not to allow marijuana business in the city.Burglar asylum seekers mistake grandmother for GHOST in stairlift surprise
TWO bungling asylum seekers fled in horror from the home they had broken into after witnessing what they thought was a ghost floating down the stairs.
Funny | 85134 hits | 3:08 PM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
TWO bungling asylum seekers fled in horror from the home they had broken into after witnessing what they thought was a ghost floating down the stairs.'Paddling pool slasher' who destroyed 47 pools is captured by German police after seven year spree
During his rampage across the south German town of Münnerstadt the man destroyed 47 pools and caused thousands of euros worth of damage. He was captured after an 'extensive investigation'.
During his rampage across the south German town of Münnerstadt the man destroyed 47 pools and caused thousands of euros worth of damage. He was captured after an 'extensive investigation'.Man attempts to climb Europe's highest mountain with his pet CAT
Andrey Ostanin trained his cat Graf to withstand alpine conditions and they set off together to reach Mount Elbrus's 18,510 feet summit in Russia.
Andrey Ostanin trained his cat Graf to withstand alpine conditions and they set off together to reach Mount Elbrus's 18,510 feet summit in Russia. Yankees fan loses ring during disastrous in-stadium proposal | For The WinFunny | 85651 hits | 8:00 AM on Wednesday | posted by shockedcanadian
Mississauga condo developer forgets to put 120 bathrooms in brand new buildingFunny | 86661 hits | 10:30 PM on Thursday | posted by Freakinoldguy
You can imagine the shock of some Mississauga condo owners when they moved into their units and discovered that something simple was missing: None of the units in the 35 storey building had been equipped with a bathroom.Stephen King Compares Donald Trump To Cthulhu; Cthulhu Issues Angry Denial
The Great Old One objects to being compared to the GOP presidential candidate.
The Great Old One objects to being compared to the GOP presidential candidate. Does this picture show the Loch Ness Monster' | Fox NewsFunny | 85099 hits | 12:53 PM on Friday | posted by shockedcanadian
Russian women strip to their underwear and beg people for money to buy clothes
Seven Russian women in Kazan, Tatarstan stripped down to their underwear and asked motorists on a motorway for money to buy clothes as part of a class to help them find husbands.
Seven Russian women in Kazan, Tatarstan stripped down to their underwear and asked motorists on a motorway for money to buy clothes as part of a class to help them find husbands. Gigi Gorgeous -- Dubai Won't Let Me In Because I'm Transgender | TMZ.com
Gigi Gorgeous, a transgender model and Kylie Jenner's BFF, is being detained at the Dubai airport because she used to be a man. Gigi,… Ground squirrel crashes Edmonton couple's mountain engagement photo shoot
An Edmonton couple's romantic mountain engagement photo shoot got a little wild when a nut-munching ground squirrel stole their shot.91-year-old woman fills in crossword at museum
A 91-year-old woman has been questioned by police in Germany — after she filled in the blanks in a piece of modern art based on a crossword puzzle.
Funny | 85278 hits | 8:16 AM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A 91-year-old woman has been questioned by police in Germany — after she filled in the blanks in a piece of modern art based on a crossword puzzle.Back to Canada News
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