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Canuck the Crow flies off with knife from crime scene in VancouverFunny | 82488 hits | 12:52 AM on Friday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The crow is known to police and has a dedicated social-media following Russian Embassy uses video game image as 'illustration' of chemical weapons
The official Twitter account of the Russian Embassy in the U.K. uses a screenshot from the video game Command and Conquer as an "illustration" for chemical weapons in a post about Syrian extremists. 
Library and Archives Canada has unearthed documents about Canadian supersoldier James “Logan” Howlett.Someone Fell For A Police Department's Fake Ebola-Tainted Meth Warning
A Texas woman was arrested after she fell for a police department’s fake news alert which warned that meth and heroin in the area could be tainted with Ebola.
The Granite Shoals Police Department issued the following warning on Facebook last Tuesday:
A Texas woman was arrested after she fell for a police department’s fake news alert which warned that meth and heroin in the area could be tainted with Ebola.
The Granite Shoals Police Department issued the following warning on Facebook last Tuesday: American men drop to their knees, literally beg Justin Trudeau to run for U.S. president
Prime minister Justin Trudeau's trip to the U.S. may have left too good an impression on the American public. Funny | 81718 hits | 11:00 PM on Tuesday | posted by Freakinoldguy
On Wednesday, Secretary of State John Kerry responded to the news that a former Guantanamo Bay detainee had returned to terrorism by saying, “He’s not supposed to be doing that.” P.E.I. slang: How to talk like an Islander
Bruce Rainnie, host of CBC News: Compass, and weatherman Kevin "Boomer" Gallant sit down to explain P.E.I. slang.Jesper proves felines as just as capable as dogs as he pulls his owner through the snow
A determined cat, who lives in Norway, has set out to prove that felines are just as accomplished as husky dogs when it comes to extreme winter sports by pulling his owner through the snow.
A determined cat, who lives in Norway, has set out to prove that felines are just as accomplished as husky dogs when it comes to extreme winter sports by pulling his owner through the snow.Anti-refugee tank in carnival causes controversy as parades called off
Police in Germany are investigating whether a carnival parade in Bavaria broke hate crime laws after it included a float mocked up as a Nazi tank with the words “Asylum Defence” written along it.
Funny | 81799 hits | 2:57 PM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Police in Germany are investigating whether a carnival parade in Bavaria broke hate crime laws after it included a float mocked up as a Nazi tank with the words “Asylum Defence” written along it. Napping Montreal intern gains Internet fameFunny | 81969 hits | 1:26 PM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
An intern who gained Internet fame for an ill-timed nap is making the most of the sudden attention.Ulster student who sneaked away from one-night stand is humiliated on his Facebook
An Ulster University student has been humiliated online after a girl he sneaked out on after a one-night stand posted a message on his Facebook shaming his behaviour.
Funny | 81808 hits | 12:20 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
An Ulster University student has been humiliated online after a girl he sneaked out on after a one-night stand posted a message on his Facebook shaming his behaviour.Cereal offenders: Tony the Tiger begs furries to stop tweeting him porn
Kellogg’s Frosties mascot asked social media users to ‘keep things gr-r-reat’ after being inundated with lewd anthropomorphic images
Funny | 82234 hits | 11:18 AM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Kellogg’s Frosties mascot asked social media users to ‘keep things gr-r-reat’ after being inundated with lewd anthropomorphic imagesBBFC: 10-hour film of paint drying awarded U certificate following protest fundraising campaign
Charlie Lyne's forces examiners to watch film of paint drying in protest over censorship
Charlie Lyne's forces examiners to watch film of paint drying in protest over censorship Northumberland ferry sign in Nova Scotia directs traffic to 'EI ferry'
A highway sign in Nova Scotia directing traffic to the Northumberland ferry to P.E.I. appears to be broken, directing people instead to the "E.I. ferry."The women who claim they have 'hybrid' children fathered by ALIENS
Bridget Nielson, from Sedona, Arizona, and Aluna Verse, from Los Angeles, California, are among members of the 'Hybrid Baby Community' who believe their children live on alien spaceships.
Funny | 82008 hits | 12:34 PM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Bridget Nielson, from Sedona, Arizona, and Aluna Verse, from Los Angeles, California, are among members of the 'Hybrid Baby Community' who believe their children live on alien spaceships. Funny | 82387 hits | 8:37 AM on Wednesday | posted by Guy_Fawkes
A misspelled word during a heated Facebook conversation questioning if Albertans should rise up and overthrow the government sparked a flurry of comments and memes on social media.Gold Mao Zedong statue is ripped down days after it was unveiled
The statue in Henan province, which cost about £313,000 to build, has been destroyed just days after Twitter users joked that Mao Zedong appeared to be sitting on the toilet.
Funny | 81900 hits | 8:24 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The statue in Henan province, which cost about £313,000 to build, has been destroyed just days after Twitter users joked that Mao Zedong appeared to be sitting on the toilet. Doughnut-stealing raccoon is Toronto's response to #Pizzarat
After a pizza-carrying rat in New York City’s subway system found fame earlier this year, a Toronto critter is having its own moment in the spotlight after stealthily descending from a coffee-shop ceiling in an artful doughnut heist. Muslims tell ISIS they'd rather see Star Wars than fight in SyriaFunny | 82078 hits | 9:46 AM on Tuesday | posted by JaredMilne
ISIS released a message from the terrorist organization's leader Saturday, asking Muslims to join them in Iraq and Syria. Many Muslims, however, took the opportunity to join in mocking him instead.Police called because of 'ISIS' Christmas lights
The police suspected that the lit-up house harboured Isil sympathisers, so went to investigate
Funny | 82021 hits | 12:13 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The police suspected that the lit-up house harboured Isil sympathisers, so went to investigateComedy wildlife photo awards highlight funniest-looking animals
The inaugural Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, put on by Tanzania-based conservation photographer Paul Joynson-Hicks, has brought together some of the funniest animal shots of the year ... and here they are.
The inaugural Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, put on by Tanzania-based conservation photographer Paul Joynson-Hicks, has brought together some of the funniest animal shots of the year ... and here they are.Migrant crisis: Greece, Croatia and Italy face EU legal action
The European Commission says it has begun legal action against Greece, Croatia and Italy for failing to correctly register migrants.
The European Commission says it has begun legal action against Greece, Croatia and Italy for failing to correctly register migrants.Russia: Famous Moscow cemeteries to install free wi-fi
Visitors will be able to connect to wi-fi at three famous Moscow cemeteries.
Visitors will be able to connect to wi-fi at three famous Moscow cemeteries.Anonymous hijack ISIS Twitter feeds with Rickroll
The Anonymous group is trying to impede the terror group's social media activism by infiltrating its propaganda feeds and misdirecting followers to Astley's hit song in the age-old Rickroll prank.
Funny | 82362 hits | 12:54 AM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The Anonymous group is trying to impede the terror group's social media activism by infiltrating its propaganda feeds and misdirecting followers to Astley's hit song in the age-old Rickroll prank.Phuc Dat Bich: Man posts passport to Facebook to prove his name is real
A Vietnamese-Australian called Phuc Dat Bich has spoken of his anger after repeatedly being blocked by Facebook. The 23-year-old, whose name is actually pronounced Phoo Da Bic, has posted an image of his passport on the social media site af
Funny | 82332 hits | 8:17 AM on Friday | posted by BeaverFever
A Vietnamese-Australian called Phuc Dat Bich has spoken of his anger after repeatedly being blocked by Facebook. The 23-year-old, whose name is actually pronounced Phoo Da Bic, has posted an image of his passport on the social media site af Ryerson denounced for toilet paper systemFunny | 81693 hits | 10:45 AM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
TORONTO — A controversy over who gets better toilet paper at a Toronto university has critics denouncing what they call a two-tier system, while other Ontario institutions say their bathroom tissue is “equitably distributed.” 
Electricity prices in Ontario officially went up, again, on Sunday, and the rate hike is expected to push up the average household hydro bill by 3.4 per cent.Cat hungover after seven week boozing session
When pet cat Aljosha disappeared from his home in North Rhine-Westphalia for seven weeks, his owner feared the worst. But Aljosha hadn't gone far – he'd been holed up in a neighbour's wine cellar lapping up €40 worth of Riesling.
Funny | 82862 hits | 3:47 PM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
When pet cat Aljosha disappeared from his home in North Rhine-Westphalia for seven weeks, his owner feared the worst. But Aljosha hadn't gone far – he'd been holed up in a neighbour's wine cellar lapping up €40 worth of Riesling.Funny | 81983 hits | 12:20 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
An Alabama Walmart customer, who was apparently shopping for some lubricant for his weapon, made a hilarious find at the gun counter. 'Monster spray' helps B.C. two-year-old fight off nightmares and sleep soundlyFunny | 81927 hits | 12:11 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A B.C. two-year-old who used to be scared of monsters under her bed is now sleeping soundly, thanks to a special 'monster spray' from the local pharmacy.Alien spaceship cloud spooks out Woodstock Ontario Canada
IS the film Independence Day about to become a reality?
Funny | 81953 hits | 9:28 AM on Friday | posted by N_Fiddledog
IS the film Independence Day about to become a reality? Woman confronts Keg Mansion hostess for not serving dog meat
An animal rights group held a noisy protest at Toronto's Keg Mansion over the weekend and posted the video to YouTube.Missing episodes of Monty Python precursor At Last the 1948 Show found
John Cleese, Marty Feldman, Eric Idle and Graham Chapman all appear in series, with one missing episode to be screened at TV festival next week
John Cleese, Marty Feldman, Eric Idle and Graham Chapman all appear in series, with one missing episode to be screened at TV festival next week Peter Mansbridge and the leaders' fields of dreams
Comedian Steve Patterson watches and reviews Peter Mansbridge's interviews with the four main federal party leaders on CBC's The National so you don't have to (well, you still should). Here's what he found.Portable toilet moved across festival site with woman still inside
A woman was left "shocked" after being transported across a festival site while using a portable toilet. The woman, who has not been identified, was using the toilet before the opening of Newlyn Fish Festival in Cornwall, but it was picked up by a forklif
Funny | 81659 hits | 12:43 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A woman was left "shocked" after being transported across a festival site while using a portable toilet. The woman, who has not been identified, was using the toilet before the opening of Newlyn Fish Festival in Cornwall, but it was picked up by a forklif Vancouver dog on sidewalk isn't dead; he's just sleeping
Comet is known for his bizarre sleeping habits on a sidewalk in Mount Pleasant, and has convinced more than one person that he's dead. In fact, he's just an old dog who loves to nap. On his back. Twisted up. And halfway onto the road.Delirious girl still on anaesthesia from surgery becomes emotional
Under the influence of the anaesthesia used for her wisdom tooth extraction, this girl suspects her dentist of foul play.
'They cut off my lips,' she says in the car with her mother, driving back from the procedure. She later adds: 'No one is ever goin
Funny | 81992 hits | 1:04 AM on Tuesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Under the influence of the anaesthesia used for her wisdom tooth extraction, this girl suspects her dentist of foul play.
'They cut off my lips,' she says in the car with her mother, driving back from the procedure. She later adds: 'No one is ever goin BC Ferries off-peak passenger fares slashed in new promotion
B.C. Ferries has announced a fall promotion that will see some off-peak passenger fares discounted by 50 per cent. Wetherspoon pub patron finds racist posterFunny | 81908 hits | 11:14 AM on Friday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The hate-filled sign had been put on display earlier this week on the noticeboard at The Moon on the Square pub in Feltham, Middlesex, without the knowledge of staff. Rhinoceros Party pledges to nationalize Tim Hortons
They are the clowns of federal election campaigns, they are proud of it, and they're back with a 1,000-year plan.
The Rhinoceros party has been on and off the election trail since 1963 and it's ready to run again. Wyatt Scott, Independent B.C. Candidate, Essentially Becomes Prime Minister With Video
This Independent B.C. candidate just released the greatest campaign video in Canadian history. 'My trip must come to an end': HitchBOT the Canadian-made hitchhiking robot meets its demise in Philadelphia | CTV NewsFunny | 81730 hits | 12:54 PM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
HitchBOT, a friendly hitchhiking robot has been destroyed while on a trip across the United States. HitchBOT was designed by a team of Canadian researchers as a social experiment to explore the relationship between humans and technology.
A salad store paraded dozens of half-naked Western men dressed as Spartans through China’s capital as a publicity stunt, causing a stir and drawing a crackdown by police 'Killing themselves laughing': Relatives revel in pull-no-punches obituary for 'little tiger' Mary Patricia Stocks | CTV News
A Toronto woman died at the age of 94 earlier this month, so her son wrote her the only kind of obituary he felt would do her justice: a tongue-in-cheek tribute to a woman with a foul mouth, a quick wit, and a tendency to burn everything she touched in th 'Smoke-in' disrupted as truck slams into 5 cars outside Winnipeg police HQ
A peaceful "smoke-in" protest by medicinal marijuana supporters outside Winnipeg's police headquarters was disrupted when a truck slammed into five parked police cars this morning. Ads telling Irish people to leave Canada spotted in Toronto, everybody confusedFunny | 81782 hits | 1:09 AM on Tuesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A large sign telling Irish people to 'go home' was spotted on the back of a truck moving through downtown Toronto last week, leaving behind it a trail of very confused — if not downright angry — Canadians. Fredericton road signs seem lost in translation
Excusez-moi? Many Fredericton drivers can be excused if they are a bit confused by some road construction signs popping up across the city.U.S. police post squirrel mug shot after theft of 28,000 lbs. of nuts
Police in suburban Detroit are having a little fun while asking for help from the public in figuring out who swiped roughly 28,000 pounds of packaged nuts.
Funny | 82201 hits | 10:30 AM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Police in suburban Detroit are having a little fun while asking for help from the public in figuring out who swiped roughly 28,000 pounds of packaged nuts. Halifax police write (fake) ticket to 3-year-old motorcyclist
The ticket might not be real, but the online love is.
A photo of a young Halifax biker getting a ticket for illegally parking on the waterfront has seen thousands of likes and shares online after it was tweeted from the Halifax Regional Police's TwitteBack to Canada News
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