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| Forum: Federal Elections Topic: If I was Prime Minister I would... |
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:47 am
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You're gonna need a Skinner Zig...taking applications??? I'm In!!!
Oh...If I was PM...I would lower the cost of hunting licenses, and make it mandatory for all convenience store employees to be heavily, heavily armed at all times. |
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| Forum: Forum Games Topic: Movie trivia... |
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:00 am
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ok...I'm a necro now. But I just found this, and couldn't resist.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Benicio farking ROCKED in that flick.
Here's mine:
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback" |
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| Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Hey Chopper |
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:19 pm
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Comments: 114
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| Pen was sexually frustrated and had tried to get Mario sexually stimulated but nothing seemed to work. He tried sexy lingerie, toys etc etc but had no luck. So one day he asked his friend what he should do... "It's really annoying me now! He's just not up for it. He's always out down the pub ... |
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| Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Hey Chopper |
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:11 pm
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Comments: 114
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PENATRATOR wrote: Chopper says to him, "Hey, man. I hope you had fun. We just ate the three best pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
offside
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| Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Hey Chopper |
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:09 pm
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Comments: 114
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![[moon]](./images/smilies/action-smiley-081.gif "Moon") ![[but]](./images/smilies/bootie.gif "Moon")
We called him Pen, and he joined the circus as the worlds only bum-baby to have survived delivery.
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| Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Hey Chopper |
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:44 am
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Comments: 114
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Did you hear about Mario faking an orgasm????
He spit on Pen's neck. |
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| Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Hey Chopper |
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:38 am
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Comments: 114
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Are there any other kinds???  |
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| Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Hey Chopper |
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:30 am
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Comments: 114
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| Mario and Pen go in for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the Pen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. He went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, f... |
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| Forum: Canada Kicks Ass & Canadian Culture Topic: So... What is the BEST Canadian Beer??? |
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:07 am
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Comments: 129
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| Molson's Old Style Pilsner. It's the Champagne of Beers!!! Copied from the site: PILSNER is the beer that sparks pride in the down to earth values that endure in Western Canada. The beer has been brewed in the West since 1926 and has an extremely loyal following. PILSNER remains true to its Wester... |
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| Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Hey Chopper |
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:18 pm
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Comments: 114
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| Mario has been in the Air Farce for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Northern Ontario to be as far away from humanity as possible. Mario sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet. Aft... |
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| Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Hey Chopper |
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:06 pm
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Comments: 114
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| A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was Labbatts50 in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and young Penatrator in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up t... |
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| Forum: Current Events Topic: Man stabbed, beheaded on bus in Manitoba |
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:48 am
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Comments: 275
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| Yeah...a knife registry is EXACTLY what we need now...brilliant...because look how successful our gun registry is. |
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| Forum: Current Events Topic: '. . . I will kill Canadians' |
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:43 am
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| His reaction is absolutely typical of the mindset most of the people of Kandahar. I'm not saying all Afghanis are money-grubbing whores...but this guys reaction after losing his children is to tell everyone he's poor and wants money? I feel for the guy, don't get me wrong, but I'm pretty sure I woul... |
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| Forum: Introductions Topic: Howdy From Alberta |
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:40 am
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Comments: 4
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Howdy all. I've actually been here a while, but have been in Afghanistan for the past 9 months.
I figured I'd drop a post, and let all my old time buds know I'm back...Mario...I'm watching you  |
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| Forum: Canada Kicks Ass & Canadian Culture Topic: Canadian Slang |
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:34 pm
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Comments: 86
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How's about a "shaker"? (a kick ass house party)
"give 'er!" (self explanatory)
"road rockets" "travellers" (beers for the car ride) |
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