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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Peanuts |
| amrita |
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:41 pm
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| A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Shot Glass |
| amrita |
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:35 pm
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| A man walks up to the bartender and says, “Y’see that cup over there? I’ll bet $100 that I can piss in it from here!” The bartender readily agrees, because the shot glass is way over on the other side of the bar. So the man unzips and whips it out, then pisses in a million different directions, comi... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Help Wanted |
| amrita |
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:51 pm
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| HELP WANTED Must be a good typist and be good with a computer. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, the... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Blonde goes to the Western Union.... |
| amrita |
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:00 pm
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Comments: 2
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| A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her.... |
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