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 Forum: Military & War   Topic: Different Christmas Poem

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:07 am 

Replies: 3
Views: 338


got it in an email and had to post it.

 Forum: Military & War   Topic: Different Christmas Poem

 Post subject: Different Christmas Poem
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:13 am 

Replies: 3
Views: 338


The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree...

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

 Post subject: Hero of the day...
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:14 am 

Replies: 1962
Views: 64371


One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it...

 Forum: Computer Tech & Internet   Topic: image editing...

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:27 am 

Replies: 12
Views: 460


I don't really know the font.

 Forum: Computer Tech & Internet   Topic: image editing...

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:34 am 

Replies: 12
Views: 460


fatbasturd wrote:
That is an old email that no longer works....please send it here fbisback@hotmail.com[/quote]

actually that is the email that I used

 Forum: Computer Tech & Internet   Topic: image editing...

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:03 am 

Replies: 12
Views: 460


All I could think of for it, was to take a screen shot of the part I need from the vid, and just mess around with the saved image. I don't think that you can manipuate a full avi file. But I sent it to Fatbasturd this morning when I got to the plant, so we'll see. Thanks for the Adobe idea, I'm dl'i...

 Forum: Computer Tech & Internet   Topic: image editing...

 Post subject: image editing...
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:15 am 

Replies: 12
Views: 460


Alright guys, I'm wondering what the best program is for editing video and still shot images. I recieved a video file from the US Coast Guard regarding on of our products that failed in the field. I'm looking to zoom in (which isn't a problem), but also I need to clear up the image and remove the di...

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:08 am 

Replies: 1962
Views: 64371


A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks...

 Forum: Entertainment   Topic: V for Vendetta

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:08 am 

Replies: 43
Views: 1229


I thought that it was a pretty good movie (even though I don't know who Hugo Weaving is). But a good movie nonetheless.

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:09 am 

Replies: 1962
Views: 64371


WILLIE'S MARIJUANA CASE



Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of Marijuana earlier this week:

"It's a good thing I had a bag of pot instead of a bag of spinach. I'd be dead by now."

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:06 am 

Replies: 1962
Views: 64371


Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 & 6. If you are paranoi...

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:06 pm 

Replies: 1962
Views: 64371


Thought you would enjoy this one!!!

A Newfie saw a sign in a restaurant window.

It read: "Happy hour special: Lobster tail & Beer"

"Ah, ha " he says to himself, "My 3 favourite things! "
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 Forum: Military & War   Topic: In Honour of our Military Men

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:00 am 

Replies: 5
Views: 351


It got sent to me in an email and I just had to put it up here knowing that there are a few people on here that are or were in the services.

 Forum: Military & War   Topic: In Honour of our Military Men

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:43 am 

Replies: 5
Views: 351


The average age of the Canadian military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared mu...

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: House of Commons Pranks 101 for MP's- Joke

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:17 am 

Replies: 1
Views: 265


Tory_canuck wrote:
Quote:
26.Make goat noises during a debate.
27.Bring a goat into the chamber.


why is it that everything is so much better when a goat is added? :lol:
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