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 Forum: Music   Topic: Favourite line from a song

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:06 am 

Replies: 161
Views: 5511

Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry...

You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

 Forum: CKA Radio   Topic: Marketing Ideas?

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:20 am 

Replies: 31
Views: 1273

i have a website url for dj's that will boot off the current dj. so if someone just leaves there music broadcasting its ok, when there is supposed to be another dj on, he can just use this url to boot the current dj off. Using a longer playlist between DJ's is a good idea, but then you still have t...

 Forum: General Jibber Jabber   Topic: what an idea....

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:55 am 

Replies: 8
Views: 269

Jinx and Sweet Juliet for sure, I mean. just look at them [drool] [drool]

 Forum: General Jibber Jabber   Topic: what an idea....

 Post subject: what an idea....
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:21 am 

Replies: 8
Views: 269

I heard on Q104 this week quite the intersting story that I just had to check out for myself. I believe the couple is from Germany and there was a bet laid, by this guys either wife or girlfriend, that if he could create a website that generated 5 million hits, she would have a three-some with him a...

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:16 am 

Replies: 1983
Views: 65066

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he ta...

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:36 am 

Replies: 1983
Views: 65066

TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20...

 Forum: Current Events   Topic: Will Danica shift to NASCAR?

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:16 am 

Replies: 5
Views: 157

I hope to hell she does go for it. And if she does, I hope she spins pecker head (Jeff Gordon) out. [boxing]

 Forum: General Jibber Jabber   Topic: pet peeves

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:29 am 

Replies: 156
Views: 2296

- assholes that pass you on the highway 20 or 30 kms faster than you, then slow down to the same fucking speed that you were doing before they passed you! - lazy fucks that go to the god damned drive-thru at Timmy's and order these fucking complicated bagels and/or sandwiches. If you weren't eating ...

 Forum: Music   Topic: Who knows some really good songs!

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:13 am 

Replies: 80
Views: 2853

I think my favourite songs right now are:
Life is a highway - covered by Rascall Flatts
The Animal I've become- 3 Days Grace
Hold My Beer - Aaron Pritchett
and Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry

 Forum: General Jibber Jabber   Topic: Draw something

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:10 am 

Replies: 18
Views: 286

I just did my hand-writing and it says Your personality analysis based on this drawing: You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, and appearance.good concentration, detail oriented.You are affectionate, sympathetic, passionate, and expressive.You are a talkative person.You are an indepen...

 Forum: General Jibber Jabber   Topic: Draw something

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:06 am 

Replies: 18
Views: 286

I drew a house and it said this...You like to fantasize and think of ideas.You are an open person and have a willingness to interact with others.

First parts is bang-on, but I don't really like interacting with people.

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

 Post subject: Wives' Duties
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:16 am 

Replies: 1983
Views: 65066

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but ...

 Forum: General Jibber Jabber   Topic: The Official CANADAKA Fuck list!

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:36 am 

Replies: 24530
Views: 308141

Fuck all this fucking rain were getting

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:34 am 

Replies: 1983
Views: 65066

how can you tell when a mechanic has just had sex?

one of his fingers are clean [BF]

 Forum: Poems / Writings   Topic: Jack and Jill (Dirty version) WARNING-explicit content

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:37 am 

Replies: 30
Views: 4933

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover,
the one I ran over with the mower.
His legs are missing and his tale is gone,
his guts are spread all over the lawn!
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