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 Forum: General Jibber Jabber   Topic: What are you eating right now?

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 6:11 am 

Replies: 162
Views: 1890


mmmm...beer

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 6:12 am 

Replies: 1962
Views: 64380


25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. Yo...

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 6:07 am 

Replies: 1962
Views: 64380


NEVER TICK OFF A NURSE A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up ...

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:03 am 

Replies: 1962
Views: 64380


A farmer, his wife, and their donkey were wandering through the desert, the sun beating down on them mercilessly, when the donkey decided to stop, grunt obscenely, and stubbornly refused to continue. The farmer held up a single finger before the donkey and sternly said in the strongest voice he coul...

 Forum: Canadian Politics   Topic: Time to Close Down the EI Program

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 12:00 pm 

Replies: 142
Views: 3105


Avro wrote:
It's not dumb if you never have to worry about being unemployed.

But how many people can say for sure that they will never be un-employed?

 Forum: Canadian Politics   Topic: Time to Close Down the EI Program

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 11:16 am 

Replies: 142
Views: 3105


I think that is one of the dumbest things I've heard in awhile. Sure ,revise it, but you can't get rid of it. I've used it before, and worse comes to worse I'll use it again, but it's there if it's needed. When I was working on the roads, that was seasonal work. What are you suppopsed to do in the f...

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 9:24 am 

Replies: 1962
Views: 64380


Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun. They then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was a small child, crying and holding a boo...

 Forum: Canadian Politics   Topic: lowering flag and viewing heros

 Post subject: Re: Bullshit
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:14 am 

Replies: 272
Views: 4200


Show some respect. That's why not lowering the flag is bull shit. It's respect. When Harper dies someone might as well go piss on his grave, it would be same as what he'll be doing to the dead soldiers by not lowering the flag. It's dis-respectfull. Yes keep the cameras out of the funeral, but lowe...

 Forum: Music   Topic: What are your...

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:10 pm 

Replies: 13
Views: 451


"...my body lies but still I roam yeah yeah"

Wherever I May Roam: Metallica

 Forum: Health & Wellness   Topic: Looking for relationship advice

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:10 am 

Replies: 37
Views: 1131


WDHIII wrote:
Staying friends in hopes of something rekindling is NEVER a good idea....


THIS has me a little confused tho.....

Quote:
she will get all the positives of being my boyfriend




friends with benefits I'm assuimng.

 Forum: General Jibber Jabber   Topic: What do you do for a living?

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:10 pm 

Replies: 13
Views: 231


I build electronic data buoys for the U.S. Coast Guard, G.P.S. units for fishing vessels for the D.F.O. and other products for other people. Plus I'm part-time mechanic/carpenter/body repair man.

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:35 am 

Replies: 1962
Views: 64380


A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man. The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house." The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" The woman replies,...

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Niggars

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:35 am 

Replies: 12
Views: 1162


bootlegga wrote:
Ahhh, Chapelle is a bloody genius.

Too bad he went nuts from the pressure. His "Racial Draft" and the bits with Charlie Murphy and Rick James going head-to-head are really funny too!


"I'm Rick James Bitch"

 Forum: Music   Topic: Favourite and best guitarist?

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:20 am 

Replies: 38
Views: 1588


Randy Rhodes, Slash, Angus Young, Eric Clapton, Kirk Hammet...there's so many

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Joke of the Day!!!!

Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:15 am 

Replies: 1962
Views: 64380


A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse". The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number? "Sarah Finkel, ro...
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