Scrappy Scrappy:
I like talking to Mericans, they are polite and well informed about Canada that and the fact they are our number 1 Ally. I give the Mericans a high five for spending time with us and putting up with all the anti-Bush crappola. Sorry about Bush fellas, I think he's kinda cute like Elmo not tickle me Elmo thou.
I love how we call them "'mericans". We like to skip the vowel if it's at the begining of the word.
Like "'nough" or "'bout" (sometimes pronounced "'boat", which I noticed I do often,

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I find Bush funny. He's said the most priceless stuff. Of course, he wouldn't last a day as a comedian.
I noticed that he sometimes talks Canadian. Ever hear someone say "Nucular"?
How about hearing someone say "on" instead of "in"?
He has liek, tons of quotes. Like "This would be alot easier if this were a dictatorship, just as long as I'm the dictator" and "Is our children learning?".
Oh, but my favourite one of all time is:
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
