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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:11 pm
 


Crab people?!


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:54 pm
 


I have space aliens in my head... they tell me everything is going to be ok if we don't inhale. Yea, hold your breath, baby.





PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:11 am
 


Gangstalkers on to us!

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They will also communicate with each other on the street by using Statsi like signals. Below are some examples of Stasi signals. SIGNALS FOR OBSERVATION

1. Watch out! Subject is coming - touch nose with hand or handkerchief
2. Subject is moving on, going further, or overtaking - stroke hair with hand, or raise hat briefly
3. Subject standing still - lay one hand against back, or on stomach
4. Observing Agent wishes to terminate observation because cover threatened - bend and retie shoelaces
5. Subject returning - both hands against back, or on stomach
6. Observing Agent wishes to speak with Team Leader or other Observing Agents - take out briefcase or equivalent and examine contents.




Double Blink
Touching the nose, (Or also touching with both thumb and pointer finger)
Using the nose and finger for directional signals
Touching the eyes left to right, or covering the eyes with one hand over both eyes
Brushing the hair back three times
Stroking the hair at the (nape) back of the neck three times, or
Using water or any liquid to open communication, or pretending to yawn, cover the mouth


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:18 am
 


Bacardi4206 Bacardi4206:
ridenrain ridenrain:
Quick. This looks like a job for batboy.


Batboy's not strong enough to handle this ammount of danger, Call Super Canuck! He'll know what to do.


nope. a better tool for this job is......Image


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:44 am
 


Or . . . (notice the name of the boat)


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:46 pm
 


Love the Name of the vessel
Does it belong to our Bart Simpson?


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:15 pm
 


Why does this sound like a bad Bob Moran book?


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:18 pm
 


Yeah, Osama and Saddam planted coal all over the world as a ploy to cover the fact that they were hauling large amounts of enriched plutonium on their camel caravans. Fortunately, GW foiled their devious scheme and saved us all from imminent destruction. We really owe GW a huge debt of gratitude for that one 8O .


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:02 pm
 


THIS CONSPIRACY IS 6,000 YEARS OLD


Burning Mountain is a feature near Wingen, New South Wales, Australia, approximately 300km north of Sydney. It takes its name from a naturally combusting coal seam running underground through the sandstone. Burning Mountain is contained in a Nature Reserve administered by the NSW National Parks and Wildlife Service (NPWS).

A gentle trail from the Park carpark to the site where smoke emanates from the ground takes less than an hour, including the time taken to read the information panels along the route. The area is steeped with Indigenous Australian heritage as well.

According to Smithsonian Magazine, "Scientists estimate that Australia's Burning Mountain, the oldest known coal fire, has burned for 6,000 years."[1] Original explorers and settlers to the area believed that the smoke coming from the ground was volcanic in origin.

The fire is moving in a generally southerly direction at a rate of about one metre per year.





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ManifestDestiny ManifestDestiny:
THIS CONSPIRACY IS 6,000 YEARS OLD


Burning Mountain is a feature near Wingen, New South Wales, Australia, approximately 300km north of Sydney. It takes its name from a naturally combusting coal seam running underground through the sandstone. Burning Mountain is contained in a Nature Reserve administered by the NSW National Parks and Wildlife Service (NPWS).

A gentle trail from the Park carpark to the site where smoke emanates from the ground takes less than an hour, including the time taken to read the information panels along the route. The area is steeped with Indigenous Australian heritage as well.

According to Smithsonian Magazine, "Scientists estimate that Australia's Burning Mountain, the oldest known coal fire, has burned for 6,000 years."[1] Original explorers and settlers to the area believed that the smoke coming from the ground was volcanic in origin.

The fire is moving in a generally southerly direction at a rate of about one metre per year.


I live in the coal belt of Alberta/BC and can count 4 coal fires within 5 miles,there's more huge fires burning up near Fording coal in the Elk valley and a few near sparwood BC.Ive mined rock from above these burning seams and its sought after because of the colors from the impurities in the coal.Coal fires are very common,A truckload of damp coal just dumped on the ground will spontaneously combust in about a week if the piles not turned.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:52 am
 


Schleihauf Schleihauf:
Crab people?!


Nope. Gnomes stealing underpants.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:08 pm
 


Schleihauf Schleihauf:
Crab people?!


No thanks, I just had Lobster


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:16 pm
 


This thread's all balls....


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:56 pm
 


Did anybody watch those gangstalking videos from none other than the batshit insane crackpot Gangstalking? There were two of them that showed specific examples. In one, a lady counted the number of pedestrians on the street, commenting how odd it was that people would be out walking on the sidewalk. The second one, this lady pulls her car into a gas station and I can't figure out what the hell happened at all.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:12 pm
 


I lol'd.

I think I and my family will stay in NZ ... we aren't going to explode or die from lack of food.


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