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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:51 pm
 


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The fuck is going on in here?


Gibberish is going on here but no one has a working translator!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:51 pm
 


Someone got off the short bus and didn't get back on.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:57 pm
 


WTF? 8O I think the local loony bin is down one patient.





PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:15 am
 


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Dear Kingdom of Canada,

I have with anoitation and ordainment from God in the name of Canada and its Dominions have established the Kingdom of Canada.

Our Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses as a Theocratical Hierarchy of God. It was established in the name of God to preserve the fundamental law of God and beliefs that all man shall succeed this life and the next into Paradise. A Witness is the life with God in hierarchy ruled by Holy King with God as deity. Our Paradise is a part of our beliefs that a Witness is a relative part of God in hierarchy into succession of life in Paradise that is granted through resurrection by God. Our Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses is a living Kingdom of God in his hierarchy and is the sovereign religion of the law of God in our beliefs that all mankind survives.

There are only three titles given to the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses anoited by God and such are Junior, Elder and Laity that serve as Principality for the Kingdom Hall. Titles of the Kingdom Room of Jehovah's Mates include Prophet, Seer and Revelator.

Kingdom of Canada
Kingdom House of Jehovah
Kingdom Room of Jehovah's Mates
Kingdom Chamber of Jehovah's People
Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:48 am
 


What the fuck is anoited? oh, and just in case you get homesick....

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:53 am
 


Dear Monarchists,

In the Kingdom of Canada I your King of Canada Jehovah Hohenzollern have established upon Holy anoitation and ordainment by God the Kingdom of Canada and by laws of succession and by laws of the Kingdom of Canada I am the legal and true King of Canada.

And if you wish to worship God you may do so at my Kingdom Hall.

Kingdom of Canada
King Jehovah Hohenzollern





PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:00 am
 


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Cool pictures ShepherdsDog keep it up!

And Canada keep me up there will be only one of me and the Kingdom Hall.

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J'Eh'ovah! :rock:





PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:53 am
 


Dear Canadians,

In the Holy Kingdom of Canada I am your Holy King of Canada Jehovah Hohenzollern and I have established upon Holy anoitation and ordainment by God the Holy Kingdom of Canada and by the laws of succession and by the laws of the Holy Kingdom of Canada I am the legal and true King of Canada.

And if you wish to worship God you may do so at my Kingdom Hall's all over Canada.

I want you to know that Manitoba is my birthplace and that by laws of the Province of Manitoba and God I am King of Canada.

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Holy Kingdom of Canada
Holy King Jehovah Hohenzollern


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:17 am
 


"I cheated wrong. I used the Lisa name and the Ralph answers."


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:00 am
 


I am not on the News or anything but for a Canadian Conker I did good with one large Umpire and one Siblical tit over two World Bars.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:22 pm
 


"And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore that was the happiest day of my life!"


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:04 pm
 


Military Military:
Dear Canadians,

In the Holy Kingdom of Canada I am your Holy King of Canada Jehovah Hohenzollern and I have established upon Holy anoitation and ordainment by God the Holy Kingdom of Canada and by the laws of succession and by the laws of the Holy Kingdom of Canada I am the legal and true King of Canada.

And if you wish to worship God you may do so at my Kingdom Hall's all over Canada.

I want you to know that Manitoba is my birthplace and that by laws of the Province of Manitoba and God I am King of Canada.

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Holy Kingdom of Canada
Holy King Jehovah Hohenzollern


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:10 pm
 


Military Military:
Dear Monarchists,

In the Kingdom of Canada I your King of Canada Jehovah Hohenzollern have established upon Holy anoitation and ordainment by God the Kingdom of Canada and by laws of succession and by laws of the Kingdom of Canada I am the legal and true King of Canada.

And if you wish to worship God you may do so at my Kingdom Hall.

Kingdom of Canada
King Jehovah Hohenzollern


Stick your 'crown' up your rear already.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:31 pm
 


Pfffaaah it's just some guy looking for shit and giggles, no more serious than Luvin' Cretin was.


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