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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:26 pm
 


In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking up
the wharf carrying two - at least three pound live lobsters - one in
each hand. it was three weeks after the season closed!
Whom should he meet at the end of the wharf but the
Fisheries Officer who, upon viewing the live and wiggling lobsters,
says:
Well me Laddie I got you this time - with two live lobsters
three weeks after the Season Closed!"
The Newfie says, "No - My Son you are wrong! These are two
trained lobsters that I caught two weeks before the season ended."
The Fisheries Officer says, " Trained like how?"
"Well my son, each day I takes these two from my house down
to the wharf and puts them in the water for a swim.
While they swim I sits on the wharf and has me
a smoke, or two. After about 15 minutes I whistles and up comes
me two lobsters, and I takes them home!"
"Likely story", the Fisheries Officer says!
Lets take them on down the wharf and see if its true."
So, the Newfie goes ahead of the Fisheries Officer to the
end of the wharf where, under supervision, he gently
lowers both lobsters into the water.
The Newfie sits on a wharf piling and lights up a smoke,
then another!
After about 15 minutes the Fisheries Officer says to the
Newfie, "How about whistling?"
The Newfie says " What For?"
The Fisheries Officer says, " To call in the Lobsters"
The Newfie says, " What Lobsters?"


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:59 am
 


hahahahahahaha!!! :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2003 6:39 am
 


too funny ... can I pass this on :?:


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2003 2:23 pm
 


Nice...

Now, who's the dumb one and who's the smart one. !!!


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:50 am
 


RoyalHighlander RoyalHighlander:
In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking up
the wharf carrying two - at least three pound live lobsters - one in
each hand. it was three weeks after the season closed!
Whom should he meet at the end of the wharf but the
Fisheries Officer who, upon viewing the live and wiggling lobsters,
says:
Well me Laddie I got you this time - with two live lobsters
three weeks after the Season Closed!"
The Newfie says, "No - My Son you are wrong! These are two
trained lobsters that I caught two weeks before the season ended."
The Fisheries Officer says, " Trained like how?"
"Well my son, each day I takes these two from my house down
to the wharf and puts them in the water for a swim.
While they swim I sits on the wharf and has me
a smoke, or two. After about 15 minutes I whistles and up comes
me two lobsters, and I takes them home!"
"Likely story", the Fisheries Officer says!
Lets take them on down the wharf and see if its true."
So, the Newfie goes ahead of the Fisheries Officer to the
end of the wharf where, under supervision, he gently
lowers both lobsters into the water.
The Newfie sits on a wharf piling and lights up a smoke,
then another!
After about 15 minutes the Fisheries Officer says to the
Newfie, "How about whistling?"
The Newfie says " What For?"
The Fisheries Officer says, " To call in the Lobsters"
The Newfie says, " What Lobsters?"



And who says Newfies are stupid..... :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:53 am
 


I should report you for necrobing.
Also Newfies sound really cute. :D


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 8:57 pm
 


Tyler_1 Tyler_1:
Also Newfies sound really cute. :D

Good if tenderized with a hammer and finished with a Bearnaise. :P


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:51 am
 


You forgot the liberal marinading part.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:20 am
 


Phaa....I'd sooner have tiger prawns/shrimp or crab legs than lobster any day of the week. It's bland. Burbot is a common fish up here, that is referred to as poor man's lobster....similar texture and it needs lots of butter and garlic too.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:21 am
 


ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
Phaa....I'd sooner have tiger prawns/shrimp or crab legs than lobster any day of the week. It's bland.


Yep, lobster smothered in melted butter tastes exactly like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,melted butter.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:46 pm
 


Fresh BC Dungeness Crab ....


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