[Ralph]

This made my day i hope it does the same for you!


I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I
heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you've started."

So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, so, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a
bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac
and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake,
some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those
you feel may be in need of inner peace.

[Zenfisher]

GOOD ONE !!! I like the way you think.

[maya]

ahhh.. words to live by....
Thanks Ralph!

And as long as you don't start more than what you can finish, your guaranteed to finish them... thus leaves a positive feeling that you have accomplished everything for that day and can pass that positive vibe on to everyone around you...

Good Karma... that's what life is about!

[HockeyBabe]

chocolate??? did someone say chocolate????

[RoyalHighlander]

LMFAO.....

[Laconfir]

ROFL. GJ, although what the hell are you listening to Dr. Phil for??

[pixiedoll]

-makes a note to start watching more dr.phil and stocks up on junk food and booze-

[sk1d]

dr phil should take your advice, he's always so negative.....well he was in the only 10 min of his show i've ever watched