[Goaler27]

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans
back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of
Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was
insane
and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we
came home and partied...Go figure..

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered
to Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever
surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an
hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an
American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's
surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company .

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human
in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin,
penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to
tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have colured money.

25. Our beer advertisments kick ass

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
2 6 . The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

2 7 . And we don't bomb our allies.
oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!

I AM CANADIAN!!!

Love this, I think most of it is true, but who cares if it isnt. it still tells everyone that we still kick ass.

[mike2277]

Goaler27 Goaler27:

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans
back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of
Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was
insane
and hammered all the time.

I'm not usually one to pick nits.............but William Lyon Mackenzie King was PM during WW2. While you can make the arguement that he was insane, and maybe even hammered, I doubt he had the ability to travel back in time!!!

[Scarecrow]

Why Canada kicks ass? It just does. If Canada weren't around, the world would descend into chaos and everyone would kill each other.

Reasons that Canada Kicks Ass

1. A Canadian created Spawn (Todd McFarlane)
2. Some of the world's best games are made here.
3. Canadians kick ass.

[AdamNF]

I realy think you need to stop telling yourself how great you are. I think we are all better then that. No its not pride its arogance.

[Rev_Blair]

Mike said:

$1:

I'm not usually one to pick nits.............but William Lyon Mackenzie King was PM during WW2. While you can make the arguement that he was insane, and maybe even hammered, I doubt he had the ability to travel back in time!!!

Maybe he wasn't crazy...maybe when everybody thought he was tryig to talk to his dead mother he really was travelling back in time.

[MerrySage]

We kick ass for the simple reason we don't go around kicking ass. Everyone loves Canucks. Go abroad and tell someone you're a Canadian...they love it! And they all assume everyone in Canada knows everyone else! They wanna know do you know their third cousin twice removed in Toronto, stuff like that.

Its great! That Canadian passport is the safest piece of travel insurance you'll ever have.

[cndnkgr]

Canadian beaver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



NEED I SAY MORE

[karra]

$1:

Canadian beaver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEED I SAY MORE

Axshlly no.

Why are men such pigs? Of course I'm assuming you're a man, are you?

[AdamNF]

$1:

Quote:
Canadian beaver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEED I SAY MORE



Axshlly no.

Why are men such pigs? Of course I'm assuming you're a man, are you?

Why are you such a tight ass little priss?

[TheFixer]

AdamNF AdamNF:

$1:

Quote:
Canadian beaver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEED I SAY MORE



Axshlly no.

Why are men such pigs? Of course I'm assuming you're a man, are you?

Why are you such a tight ass little priss?

I've read many of your posts and I am beginning to think you are a troll.

[karra]

Nice to see you've mastered the art of using the quote function.

[Almighty1]

Canadian chicks kick ass too. Hottest bitches in the world.

Karra's got a tight ass? And she's prissy?

Pics, need pics dammitt.

[AdamNF]

$1:

Canadian chicks kick ass too. Hottest bitches in the world.

Karra's got a tight ass? And she's prissy?

Pics, need pics dammitt.

[karra]

Yeah?

Well we want boeuf gateaus and lots of them.

This male domination thing stinks. Think we don't like to look at hot guys? Well we do. So how about it?

[Robair]

karra karra:

Yeah?

Well we want boeuf gateaus and lots of them.

This male domination thing stinks. Think we don't like to look at hot guys? Well we do. So how about it?

The pictures are all uploaded by members of the site. If you want more studs on here, start uploading. If you want a REAL eyefull.... my mugshots in the member area.