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PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2023 12:58 pm
 


A blonde walks into a library and walks up to the desk and states "I want a Big Mac and fries".

The librarian replies "You do realize this is a library".

The blonde says "I'm sorry" then whispers "I want a Big Mac and fries".


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 9:41 am
 


My doctor told me I have high blood pressure and short term memory loss.


At least I don't have high blood pressure.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 11:21 am
 


I heard Hooters is going to start a delivery service called 'Knockers'.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 11:35 am
 


To everyone with ADHD, what is stopping you from upgrading to AD4K?


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 7:18 am
 


Did you hear about the rainbow that went to jail?

It was a light sentence to give it time to reflect.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2023 10:09 am
 


The hardest part of making a to-do list, is figuring out who will do these tasks.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2023 6:44 pm
 


Seat belts don't save lives, ambulance drivers are just too lazy to look for the bodies.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:53 am
 


The Rainbow has been released from prism.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 8:06 am
 


The toy store is having a sale on Lego.

People are lined up for blocks.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 9:38 am
 


I have a keyboard that can type underwater. It can type other words too.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2023 3:24 pm
 


Seen on the sign at a local animal hospital (known for their funny signs)

Windows: Reality TV for cats


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:54 am
 


It's weird being the same age as old people.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2023 7:47 am
 


How many Germans does take to screw in light bulb?

One.

Germans very efficient, and no sense of humour.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2023 11:27 am
 


I know a guy who's 90 years old and still doesn't need glasses.

He drinks straight from the bottle.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2023 2:25 pm
 


Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!


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