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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:30 am
 


Since 2019, no child born in Canada has been named 'Karen'.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2023 9:58 am
 


The furniture store salesman told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, “Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:25 pm
 


I looked through hours of commercials, and didn't see a superb owl. [huh]


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:23 am
 


"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife.

She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:35 am
 


A contest is held between the FBI, MI5, & KGB to see who can find a cat fastest. The FBI agent returns with the cat in 4hrs. The MI5 agent in 3hrs. The KGB agent returns in 24hrs, but with a dog. "What happened," they ask, "and why a dog?" The dog shouts, "I'M A CAT! I'M A CAT!"


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 6:26 pm
 


Watched toast won't.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:35 am
 


How do you make a pool table laugh?

Tickle its balls.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 2:32 pm
 


Lost my job as a stage constructor.

Left without creating a scene.


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2024 7:58 pm
 


If God wanted us to fly, she wouldn't have given us Air Canada.


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