still chuckiling over this one... what a song.....
Steven Lynch If I were gay
If I were gay
If I were Gay... bu S. Lynch
Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey has gone to my head
But if I were gay, I would give you my heart
And if I were gay you'd be my work of art
If I were gay we would swim in romance
But I'm not gay so get your hand out of my pants
Its not that I don't care, I do
I just don't see myself in you
Another time another scene
I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean
If I were gay I would give you my soul
If I were gay I would give you my hole..being
If I were gay we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay so won't you stop cupping my b...hands:-)
We've never hugged, we've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist:-)
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your........ drawers
CKA Elite 
Thats awesome!
