"You will be my-eee-ine". Fail.
"Knockin' on Heaven's Doh-oh-or". Fail.
GnR's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" is truly painful and would be the worst cover in history if not for their butchery of "Live and Let Die" which is even brutaler (yeah, I just made up that word).
Axl sings like Ethyl Merman with her tit in the wringer. Can't wait to hear some of his AC/DC renditions:
"Back in Blah-eee-ack"
"I'm on the Highway to He-eeee-ell"
He also fuckified Don Henley's "I Will Not Go Quietly". That voice comes on the radio and the channel's gotta get changed. Kryptonite. I can't have that shit in the room with me.
So fuck off, Axl. Just go eat.