[Newsbot]

Title: Canada and Denmark reach settlement over disputed Arctic island, sources say
Category: Political
Posted By: Scape
Date: 2022-06-11 13:43:46
Canadian

[DrCaleb]

What? We surrendered half our territory to the Danes? These people coming to our country, it's getting so that I hardly recognize it anymore.

[herbie]

Poutine eating surrender monkeys!
One country we could've beat in a war.

[DrCaleb]

Canada and Denmark reach deal to divide uninhabited Arctic island

Deal to be signed today. No fight, no argument. Just surrender.

I'm going to Timmies and get myself a lemon creme Freedom Pastry.

[llama66]

So much lost for us to just capitulate. Fucking Trudeau.

[raydan]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Canada and Denmark reach deal to divide uninhabited Arctic island

Deal to be signed today. No fight, no argument. Just surrender.

I'm going to Timmies and get myself a lemon creme Freedom Pastry.

Get me a Danish.

[rickc]

Now if we could do something about Machias Seal Island. The lobsters are being depleted due to over harvesting from both sides as the island is in a "grey area". If nothing else just come to a single policy for the harvesting of lobsters that has to be adhered to by both sides.

[DrCaleb]

Meh. Seabugs. No one is protesting to save the seabugs, especially if they are tasty and good with butter.

Now a barren dot in the middle of the arctic! That is of utmost importance here.

[Scape]

Can we apply for EU membership now?

[Scape]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjfRKnR ... WL&index=3

[herbie]

One day someone will notice we have a border with France too. Might not be a land border, but it's unknown to a hell of a lot of Canadians too.

[raydan]

herbie herbie:

One day someone will notice we have a border with France too. Might not be a land border, but it's unknown to a hell of a lot of Canadians too.

I've been to Saint Pierre and Miquelon.

[herbie]

old, but...

https://beyondhope.ca/

[fifeboy]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Meh. Seabugs. No one is protesting to save the seabugs, especially if they are tasty and good with garlic butter.

Now a barren dot in the middle of the arctic! That is of utmost importance here.

Fixed!