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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:33 pm
 


Title: Site compiles list of Top 10 'unanswerable' questions
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Posted By: Strutz
Date: 2010-09-20 16:14:43


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:33 pm
 


JEEVES DROPPED THE BALL!
My time to shine!
lets see...

1) there is none
2) depnds on what your definition of IS is
3) define more, define fun
4) diets dont work, temp solution to perm problem
5)sure, get off the net and go meet them
6) fictional or real? foctional moses, real ....oprah
7) baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me no more.
8) no secret, enjoy stuff
9) does it really matter? fictional character, never alive, can't die.
10) if youre dumb enough to ask jeeves, not long. you'll probably lick a power outlet or taunt a lion or something


Bonus question: who still uses askjeeves??


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:21 pm
 


The answer to 1 is service.

Service to what is up in the air though.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:27 pm
 


All those questions are simple to answer!



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:41 pm
 


ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

42! Of course!

Gotta love Douglas Adams.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:56 pm
 


As soon as I saw the first question, 42 came to mind too. :D


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:09 pm
 


Oh my god.

Is it fate? Look at the post count.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:29 pm
 


The_Doctor The_Doctor:
Oh my god.

Is it fate? Look at the post count.

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

YOU are the answer! :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:03 pm
 


If the answer to #1 is 42 then the answer to #6 would have to be Zaphod Beeblebrox.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:29 pm
 


My answers would be

1) To enjoy it.

2) Yes. His name is Alice Cooper

3)I dunno if they do, but I've had WAY more "fun" with brunettes than any blonde I've been with XD

4)Keep eating what you normally eat. Just eat LESS of it.

5)A more pertinent question might be, "Is there anybody in there?

6)Queen Lizzy the 2nd

7)Love is a disease.....and marriage is the cure.

8)Quit worrying about what you ain't got.

9)Nope, I still see him on other shows (dumb question)

10) Right up to the point you die.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:46 pm
 


Those are just silly questions for which there is no answer. These are much better, because the answer itself makes no sense.

$1:
1 The placebo effect

Don't try this at home. Several times a day, for several days, you induce pain in someone. You control the pain with morphine until the final day of the experiment, when you replace the morphine with saline solution. Guess what? The saline takes the pain away.

This is the placebo effect: somehow, sometimes, a whole lot of nothing can be very powerful. Except it's not quite nothing. When Fabrizio Benedetti of the University of Turin in Italy carried out the above experiment, he added a final twist by adding naloxone, a drug that blocks the effects of morphine, to the saline. The shocking result? The pain-relieving power of saline solution disappeared.

So what is going on? Doctors have known about the placebo effect for decades, and the naloxone result seems to show that the placebo effect is somehow biochemical. But apart from that, we simply don't know.


http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg1 ... sense.html


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:09 pm
 


The_Doctor The_Doctor:
Oh my god.

Is it fate? Look at the post count.


Of course it is not fate. You're The Doctor. :idea:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:14 pm
 


The_Doctor The_Doctor:
Oh my god.

Is it fate? Look at the post count.


You got the Drudge Report on speed dial? :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:01 pm
 


Most of these answers are simply what ever you opinion is.

Tony Soprano did not die. That one is fact.

The rest reminds me an an old Air Force saying "Expert Opinions are like noses, everybody has one.".


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:04 pm
 


Question # 11- Did 'The Photographer' kill Carol, in the movie 'Road To Perdition'?


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