[Newsbot]

Title: Woman Nearly Dies And Sustains Extensive Brain Damage After Attempting A Soy Sauce
Category: Health
Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2018-12-11 06:23:14

[DrCaleb]

I'm thinking that people who don't know that Soy Sauce has a huge amount of salt in it, and who don't know huge amounts of salt will kill you, and who get their medical advice from random people on the interweb; perhaps demonstrate Darwin's theory on survival.

[llama66]

This years Darwin Award for dumbest cleanse goes to: This dumb bitch.

[Robair]

She was diagnosed as schizophrenic with paranoia so somebody should have intervened here...

[DrCaleb]

Robair Robair:

She was diagnosed as schizophrenic with paranoia so somebody should have intervened here...

True, that.

[BartSimpson]

Robair Robair:

She was diagnosed as schizophrenic with paranoia so somebody should have intervened here...

Myself and a vast network of conspirators were plotting to do something about her paranoia.

Looks like our Soy Sauce Gambit worked out.

[llama66]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Robair Robair:

She was diagnosed as schizophrenic with paranoia so somebody should have intervened here...

Myself and a vast network of conspirators were plotting to do something about her paranoia.

Looks like our Soy Sauce Gambit worked out.

I still say we should have made her eat 1lbs of wasabi.

[Sunnyways]

Sad story.

[llama66]

Sunnyways Sunnyways:

Sad story.

I'd say its a sad story, but its self inflicted. I have a hard time feeling sorry for someone who thinks drinking soy sauce is a good idea. It's actually the most moronic idea I've ever heard. It's right up there with car surfing between two cars or taking a selfie on subway tracks...

I'm a cold hearted prick, I know.

Dad always said "if you want Sympathy; look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis".

[BartSimpson]

Some people are simply not designed to live.