Indelible Indelible:
...anyway, there IS one realy tv type program that i enjoy just because it is so funny as in the "stupid" funny kind of way, and that is the one where that woman has to marry some actor guy whos is pretending to be a class 1 fuck up....i think it is called "my big fat obnoxious fiancee" or something like that.
This is the same as all the rest, how you can cull this one from the herd and call it better is beyond me.
Back to original question:
I would bring a magnifying glass, except that they end up giving everyone fire for free given their incompetence.
Next choice would be a pillow.
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