[BartSimpson]

I buy my Powerball tickets at this Shell station not far from my office. The last one I bought is at home right now.

And I just heard about this:

https://www.kcra.com/article/995k-power ... o/28006586

Check your ticket! $995K Powerball ticket sold in Sacramento



I sooooo fucking hope this is my ticket!!!!!!

[BartSimpson]

Fuck it, I'm going home early!!!! Bye!!!!

[Strutz]

Oh my...

Do let us know.

Or not.

[xerxes]

If it was Bart I imagine we won’t hear from him for a while. Or from a tropical locale between sips of daiquiris.

[Thanos]

If he wins we'll never hear from him again. He'll have the money to knock over a small crappy European country, install himself as dictator, and run the place just like Baron Zemo & HYDRA would. And he'd still be a better leader than Trudeau.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Thanos Thanos:

If he wins we'll never hear from him again. He'll have the money to knock over a small crappy European country, install himself as dictator, and run the place just like Baron Zemo & HYDRA would. And he'd still be a better leader than Trudeau.

That wouldn't be hard to do. Groper isn't a leader, he's a UN puppet/wannabe dictator.

[Thanos]

Bart/Zemo 2020 - no apologies, no fake tears, and the trains WILL run on time!

[Strutz]

Thanos Thanos:

If he wins we'll never hear from him again. He'll have the money to knock over a small crappy European country, install himself as dictator, and run the place just like Baron Zemo & HYDRA would. And he'd still be a better leader than Trudeau.

Nah. He'll buy himself a private island and be ruler of his own nation!

Why would anyone want to have that kind of wealth and still have to, or even want to, work?

[DrCaleb]

Make sure the island has a grotto. No evil genius compound is complete without one.

[BartSimpson]

[DrCaleb]

Ahh well, looks like you have to go to work tomorrow.

[llama66]

I't ok Bart. I have to work today too.

[raydan]

I'm sure he won and he's not telling us just so he won't have to give us our cut.

[BartSimpson]

raydan raydan:

I'm sure he won and he's not telling us just so he won't have to give us our cut.

I didn't even get $4.

[Fighter]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

raydan raydan:

I'm sure he won and he's not telling us just so he won't have to give us our cut.

I didn't even get $4.

Better luck next time