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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:23 pm
 


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article5516649.ece http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article5516649.ece:
Here are a list of our favourite gaffes by George W Bush. Add your favourites to the feedback panel below

1. "Will the highways on the internet become more few?"

2. "It’s a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life"

3. "I appreciate the fact that you really snatched defeat out of the jaws of those who are trying to defeat us in Iraq"

4. "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office"

5. "We’re concerned about Aids inside our White House – make no mistake about it"

6. "I’m honoured to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein"

7. "I’ve coined new words, like “misunderstanding”

8. "I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances"

9. "It’s in our country’s interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way"

10. "One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end"

11. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here"

12. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test"

13. "I don’t particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it

14. "[The Taliban] have no disregard for human life"

15. "When the governor calls, I answer his phone"

16. "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law"

17. "I think we agree, the past is over"

18. "America stands for liberty, for the pursuit of happiness and for the unalienalienable right of life"

19. "My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions"

20. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures"


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article5516649.ece

I can't believe I still laugh when I read these....


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:53 am
 


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"I’m honoured to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein"

That one is my favorate ROTFL


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:07 am
 


Bush is gone. Give it up already. :roll:


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:11 am
 


BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Bush is gone. Give it up already. :roll:


Do you not often have disparaging remarks about Carter? :wink:

I think bush has earned himself a lifetime of criticism and ridicule. Not enough bad things can be said about that man in a single lifetime.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:44 pm
 


"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." —Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003

Ah, that explains it then.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:52 pm
 


:lol: :lol: Some real good ones there. A few good Freudian slips aswell.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:19 pm
 


He never claimed to be a great communicator, why are you?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:21 pm
 


DerbyX DerbyX:
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Bush is gone. Give it up already. :roll:


Do you not often have disparaging remarks about Carter? :wink:

I think bush has earned himself a lifetime of criticism and ridicule. Not enough bad things can be said about that man in a single lifetime.

If only your hate would end up eating your guts out in disease, how's that for criticism?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:22 pm
 


"unalienalienable" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:48 pm
 


President Bush, while visiting a primary school class, found himself in
the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."

"No," says the Great Dubya, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted American leader. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. The Decider searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a plane carrying the President were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Bush, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:15 pm
 


BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Bush is gone. Give it up already. :roll:

Why? It's great fun and relieves the tension of having to deal with the fallout from his major f-ups. Someday Canadians will have the privilege of the same thing with Harper. Mulroney is there already. :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:18 pm
 


TheFoundersIntent TheFoundersIntent:
He never claimed to be a great communicator, why are you?

You are right, that was Raygun.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:08 pm
 


PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:
President Bush, while visiting a primary school class, found himself in
the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."

"No," says the Great Dubya, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted American leader. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. The Decider searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a plane carrying the President were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Bush, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

Fantastic necro :P


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:10 pm
 


Well, I figure if I'm gonna necro a thread, I might as well make the post worth it :wink:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:12 pm
 


Maybe it's the lead paint in the Whitehouse but it would appear that Bush wasn't the only one who had communication problems.

Here's some by the current President that make you shake your head.

$1:
In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed.
—Barack Obama, on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people


"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries." --Tampa, Fla., Jan. 28, 2010

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong


"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..." --in an interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying "your Christian faith," which Obama quickly clarified


Okay maybe the last one wasn't a gaffe but I think you get the point. Anytime you have a politician who's quoted non stop, gaffes are going to happen and while Bush may have been the worst since Vice President Quayle he certainly won't be the last.


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