[Newsbot]

Title: Florida strip club hires Sarah Palin lookalike to strip during Republican convention
Category: Uncle Sam
Posted By: xerxes
Date: 2012-07-26 06:26:14

[GreenTiger]

The stripper would also be a big hit at the Democratic National Convention.

[raydan]

Much better than a Newt Gingrich lookalike.

[bootlegga]

[FurTrader4]

Wow...She kinda does look like Sarah Palin from the neck up!

[BartSimpson]

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

The stripper would also be a big hit at the Democratic National Convention.

If by that you mean the Democrats would line up for lap dances and illicit and deviant sexual acts, then yes, I believe you're right.

I also believe Bill Clinton will call dibs.

[saturn_656]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

The stripper would also be a big hit at the Democratic National Convention.

If by that you mean the Democrats would line up for lap dances and illicit and deviant sexual acts, then yes, I believe you're right.

I also believe Bill Clinton will call dibs.

[Brenda]

Where's Anthony Wiener when you need him?

[Unsound]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

If by that you mean the Democrats would line up for lap dances and illicit and deviant sexual acts, then yes, I believe you're right.

Not at all like those paragons of virtue in the GOP, right?

[BartSimpson]

saturn_656 saturn_656:

[andyt]

Get her to dress up like the Statue of Liberty. Get that Obama imitator to have sex with her. Fox could get a lot of mileage out of the headline "Obama out to fuck America."

[BartSimpson]

Unsound Unsound:

Not at all like those paragons of virtue in the GOP, right?

Hey, we're not the ones endorsing this kind of behavior.

[andyt]

Unsound Unsound:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

If by that you mean the Democrats would line up for lap dances and illicit and deviant sexual acts, then yes, I believe you're right.

Not at all like those paragons of virtue in the GOP, right?

Nah. They're mostly into gay sex in toilet stalls.

[bootlegga]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

The stripper would also be a big hit at the Democratic National Convention.

If by that you mean the Democrats would line up for lap dances and illicit and deviant sexual acts, then yes, I believe you're right.

I also believe Bill Clinton will call dibs.

That's only because Dubya is in the backroom with booze and blow and can't get it up!

[bootlegga]

Unsound Unsound:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

If by that you mean the Democrats would line up for lap dances and illicit and deviant sexual acts, then yes, I believe you're right.

Not at all like those paragons of virtue in the GOP, right?

GOP members are too busy cheating on their wives with their secretaries to have time and/or money for strippers!