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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:04 am
 


Title: IUDs, implants urged for U.S. teen birth control
Category: Health
Posted By: Strutz
Date: 2012-09-20 16:55:22


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Perhaps if society hadn't become a rudderless ship full of self gratification and loose morals we wouldn't be needing to implant little plastic pieces in the vagina's of our children.

Besides, we don't need no stinking doctors telling us how to raise our children. Back in my day birth control was for pussies. [BF]

There.

My first grumpy old man post and boy does it feel good to be the morally righteous, indignant and superior one to all them young whipper snappers. Now excuse me whil I go out and tell them little fuckers to get off my lawn. [drool]


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:19 am
 


Back in your day society was a lot more rural. Young men with their hromones running wild didn't need to charm the pants of young girls, they could get a little "relief" with a handful of grain and and a haybale to stand on... :twisted:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:23 am
 


I have to ask again... where were all these easy girls on birth-control when I was young? :(


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:25 am
 


raydan raydan:
I have to ask again... where were all these easy girls on birth-control when I was young? :(

At the cool kid's house :)


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:37 am
 


Damn them cool kids.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:17 am
 


raydan raydan:
I have to ask again... where were all these easy girls on birth-control when I was young? :(


Why? Too bashful to visit the drug store for a "purchase" :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:11 am
 


2Cdo 2Cdo:
raydan raydan:
I have to ask again... where were all these easy girls on birth-control when I was young? :(


Why? Too bashful to visit the drug store for a "purchase" :lol:

Let me rephrase that...

...where were all the easy girls?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:16 am
 


raydan raydan:
2Cdo 2Cdo:
raydan raydan:
I have to ask again... where were all these easy girls on birth-control when I was young? :(


Why? Too bashful to visit the drug store for a "purchase" :lol:

Let me rephrase that...

...where were all the easy girls?


I don't know where you lived but when I was growing up there were never any problems with finding those "easy" girls. :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:24 am
 


$1:
But birth control pills often must be taken at the very same time every day to be most potent. And forgetting to take even one can lead to pregnancy, which is why the pill is sometimes only 91 per cent effective.
Oh FFS, the pill is 98% effective, and if you forget it, it is NOT effective. Get your damned facts straight. Geesh.
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An IUD, or intrauterine device, is a small, T-shaped piece of plastic inserted in the uterus that can prevent pregnancy for up to 10 years.
Have one, and love it. Would NOT have it put in my daughters uterus, for the simple reason that they never had a doctor check their uterus or even came close to their vagina, so they are not going to lay there at 16 or something to get an IUD inserted. Besides that, if it goes wrong, their uterus will be damaged which may mean they will not be able to conceive. NOT happening.

When they decide to not have children or when they decide they have enough children, it is up to them. Till then, they can either be on the pill, or get shots every 3 months.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:50 am
 


Brenda Brenda:
Would NOT have it put in my daughters uterus, for the simple reason that they never had a doctor check their uterus or even came close to their vagina,

They've never had a pap smear? 8O


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:20 am
 


DanSC DanSC:
Brenda Brenda:
Would NOT have it put in my daughters uterus, for the simple reason that they never had a doctor check their uterus or even came close to their vagina,

They've never had a pap smear? 8O

At 12 and 14? Or 16? No. Why would they?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:04 pm
 


Brenda Brenda:
DanSC DanSC:
They've never had a pap smear? 8O

At 12 and 14? Or 16? No. Why would they?


HPV is a good reason to have them have a pap smear done.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:05 pm
 


BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Brenda Brenda:
DanSC DanSC:
They've never had a pap smear? 8O

At 12 and 14? Or 16? No. Why would they?


HPV is a good reason to have them have a pap smear done.

They had their shots.
I had my first pap smear done when I was 18. He thought I was too young, but I had some physical complaints (that turned out NOT to have anything to do with my uterus).

Do you guys have any idea how invasive it is to a kid?

Btw, Bart, do you guys get tested for HPV? You should. We get it from you.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:15 pm
 


Brenda Brenda:
Do you guys have any idea how invasive it is to a kid?


Yes, I've had a colonoscopy and the concept of 'invasive' is crystal clear to me. Still, I had it done anyway as the potential alternative of cancer up my a$$ is a bit more invasive.


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