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Title: Canada Post's Deepak Chopra says seniors want exercise from picking up mail
Category: Political
Posted By: Zipperfish
Date: 2013-12-18 19:20:10
Canadian

[Zipperfish]

"Is it the government's job -- my job to feed my neighbour's child? I don't think so," from James Moore. After complaining about being misquoted, the real radio clip was: "Is it the government's job -- my job to feed my neighbour's child? I don't think so, Buwahahaha!!"

Peter McKay think homeless people who can't pay fines should just " God forbid, sell a bit of property to pay and make compensation to their victim".

Now Canada Post's Deepak Chopra says that Seniors will welcome the end of door-to-door delivery because Seniors "want exercise from picking up mail"

Merry Christmas from the "Harper Government"!

[Gunnair]

"Postal participaction."

One cannot make this up!

[andyt]

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

Peter McKay think homeless people who can't pay fines should just " God forbid, sell a bit of property to pay and make compensation to their victim".

Kidneys are always in demand, or for smaller amounts, just a nice cornea.

[Gunnair]

andyt andyt:

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

Peter McKay think homeless people who can't pay fines should just " God forbid, sell a bit of property to pay and make compensation to their victim".

Kidneys are always in demand, or for smaller amounts, just a nice cornea.

That's a lot of gratis squeegee work on McKay's Escalade, but I think it could be arranged.

[saturn_656]

Deepak Chopra? Really?

By the sounds of things he should stick to Alternative Medicine and get out of the postal business, he seems like a sarcastic arsehole. I want to see the correspondence where seniors are asking for more exercise!

That being said, door to door mail delivery has to end. It isn't sustainable. Canada Post needs to cover its own costs at a bare minimum and not become a leech sucking funds from elsewhere. Period.

[ShepherdsDog]

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

"Is it the government's job -- my job to feed my neighbour's child? I don't think so," from James Moore. After complaining about being misquoted, the real radio clip was: "Is it the government's job -- my job to feed my neighbour's child? I don't think so, Buwahahaha!!"

Peter McKay think homeless people who can't pay fines should just " God forbid, sell a bit of property to pay and make compensation to their victim".

Now Canada Post's Deepak Chopra says that Seniors will welcome the end of door-to-door delivery because Seniors "want exercise from picking up mail"

Merry Christmas from the "Harper Government"!

meh....Pete sold his soul and the PCP

[Jabberwalker]

Yeah. Right, Deepak. Less is more.

I've also heard that diabled people are really looking forward to losing their home mail delivery because it will help them to accept their wheelchairs and crutches, better. In fact, some of them will even find the cure at while trying to get their mail and those new community boxes will be just like little Lourdes chapels!

Shut eh fukc up, Deepak.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Yeah, seniors just LOVE walking outdoors in the middle of winter. The possibility of slipping and falling and breaking a hip will make the whole thing feel like an adventure.

[Regina]

Maybe we could convince Deepak to take a pay cut because he won't have to pay so much income tax.

[sandorski]

saturn_656 saturn_656:

Deepak Chopra? Really?

By the sounds of things he should stick to Alternative Medicine and get out of the postal business, he seems like a sarcastic arsehole. I want to see the correspondence where seniors are asking for more exercise!

That being said, door to door mail delivery has to end. It isn't sustainable. Canada Post needs to cover its own costs at a bare minimum and not become a leech sucking funds from elsewhere. Period.

Must be a different guy. He'd have worked Quantum in there somewhere if it was that Deepak.

[Jabberwalker]

...different Deepak ...

This one is a professional Silly Servant.

[DrCaleb]

sandorski sandorski:

saturn_656 saturn_656:

Deepak Chopra? Really?

By the sounds of things he should stick to Alternative Medicine and get out of the postal business, he seems like a sarcastic arsehole. I want to see the correspondence where seniors are asking for more exercise!

That being said, door to door mail delivery has to end. It isn't sustainable. Canada Post needs to cover its own costs at a bare minimum and not become a leech sucking funds from elsewhere. Period.

Must be a different guy. He'd have worked Quantum in there somewhere if it was that Deepak.

This Deepak Chopra used to be in a think tank that recommended that Canada Post cut door to door service. Hmmmmmmmm.

[saturn_656]

sandorski sandorski:

saturn_656 saturn_656:

Deepak Chopra? Really?

By the sounds of things he should stick to Alternative Medicine and get out of the postal business, he seems like a sarcastic arsehole. I want to see the correspondence where seniors are asking for more exercise!

That being said, door to door mail delivery has to end. It isn't sustainable. Canada Post needs to cover its own costs at a bare minimum and not become a leech sucking funds from elsewhere. Period.

Must be a different guy. He'd have worked Quantum in there somewhere if it was that Deepak.

I know it's not the same guy, I was being facetious.

[OnTheIce]

I guess all this false outrage is still going on?

The poor seniors and disabled people....how ever will they get by without door to door mail!

Barf.