[Newsbot]

Title: San Francisco board rebrands 'convicted felon' as 'justice-involved person,' sanitizes other crime lingo
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2019-08-22 07:53:59

[Strutz]

Oh yes, using "nicer" words will make all the difference! Watch the crime rate fall!

Along that thinking then "drunk driver" could become "person operating a vehicle after consuming a beverage containing alcohol".

"Murderer" could be "person taking population control into their own hands".

How about "person obtaining products without exchanging money for them" instead of shoplifter?

[DrCaleb]

You know articles like this are designed to get you angry, right?

[Strutz]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

You know articles like this are designed to get you angry, right?

Oh they don't make me angry. I find all this PC stuff rather funny now. That's why I made light of it with other suggested new terminology. Must keep up with the times!

[stratos]

Kind like changing Illegal Immigrants to Migrants

[Strutz]

stratos stratos:

Kind like changing Illegal Immigrants to Migrants

"People who have left a country to go to another without doing all that annoying paperwork"

[DrCaleb]

stratos stratos:

Kind like changing Illegal Immigrants to Migrants

The definition hasn't changed. Just Fox "News" incorrectly uses the terms interchangeably.

[llama66]

Strutz Strutz:

Oh yes, using "nicer" words will make all the difference! Watch the crime rate fall!

Along that thinking then "drunk driver" could become "person operating a vehicle after consuming a beverage containing alcohol".

"Murderer" could be "person taking population control into their own hands".

How about "person obtaining products without exchanging money for them" instead of shoplifter?

Trademark that shit right now.

[N_Fiddledog]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

You know articles like this are designed to get you angry, right?

The Progressive Regressives running San Francisco should worry less about giving felons friendlier labels and more about cleaning the shit off their streets if they don't want people to get angry.

[Martin15]

stratos stratos:

Kind like changing Illegal Immigrants to Migrants

Oh they are undocumented citizens now.

[ccga3359]

llama66 llama66:

Strutz Strutz:

Oh yes, using "nicer" words will make all the difference! Watch the crime rate fall!

Along that thinking then "drunk driver" could become "person operating a vehicle after consuming a beverage containing alcohol".

"Murderer" could be "person taking population control into their own hands".

How about "person obtaining products without exchanging money for them" instead of shoplifter?

Trademark that shit right now.

I wouldn't bother trademarking them. I won't plagiarize, I'll merely liberate someone else's words as mine.

[raydan]

I've re-branded myself as stud-muffin.

[PluggyRug]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

You know articles like this are designed to get you angry, right?

By whom?

[newz]

Henceforth vigilantes shall be know as sanitation engineers.

[GreenTiger]

What PC Snowflake moron came up with that one. Charles Manson was a “justice involved person”? It should have been cadaver along with other “justice involved” low order primates.