Jokes For: A New Prescription for Women
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
pre-schoolers unconscious for up to two days.
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait
till they moved.
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence,
and prevents conception.
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting
in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
the urge to flip off other drivers.
potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping increases potency,
duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
Relieves headache caused by man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager
to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
irritation level as nagging him.
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Joke Submitted by: IkeaMan [firstname.lastname@example.org]
Joke Submitted on: May 28, 2006
Joke Last Modified: May 28, 2006
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