Jokes For: Best medical excuse not to go to work
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of Acute Anal Glaucoma," she says in a very weak voice.
Her boss pauses & then asks, "What the hell is Acute Anal Glaucoma?"
"Well, I just can't see my ass coming into work today."
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Joke Submitted by: dino_bobba_renno 
Joke Submitted on: June 03, 2009
Joke Last Modified: June 03, 2009
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