Jokes For: The Man Who Wanted To Become A Newfie.

Okay, there was this guy and he went to his doctor and asked the doctor: "Is there any sort of procedure you can do to me to make me a Newfie?" And the doctor said: "Yes there is, I can remove a quarter of your brain and you will become a Newfie".

The guy agrees to go ahead with this procedure, he is put to sleep and eventually awakes.

The doctor comes up to him and tells him: "I am very sorry, I accidentally removed half of your brain. Do you feel alright?" The guy responds: "Comme ci comme ´┐Ża"....


Joke Category: Regional Jokes
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Joke Submitted on: October 10, 2004
Joke Last Modified: October 10, 2004

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